zarya-worshipper  asked:

Hey Legolas, how do you make your blog taste so good, and yet be SO nutritious?

It’s a fairly simple recipe! A large helping of sexy manflesh, a dash of durin death, a heap of whiny elfwife, a pinch of hobbits, and a lot of wailing (really wail at those posts, scream at em) to top it all off! Serve hot with grilled cheese as a side. B)