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If Fairy Tail OTP’s were Disney couples:

Zervis:

Originally posted by fornixcation

Originally posted by blame-imagination

Gruvia:

Originally posted by abigayle12000


Nalu:

Originally posted by foreverdisneygifs

Jerza:

Originally posted by xxwriter389xx

Originally posted by i-wont-say-im-in-loveee

Gajevy:

Originally posted by killerserial

Originally posted by the-land-of-happily-ever-after

Miraxus:

Originally posted by thedisneyportal

Originally posted by tiaraloveskrisandlupita

Stingyu:

Originally posted by thedisneyprincessposts

Originally posted by snowwhitecinderellaaurora

 Elfgreen:

Bonus bonus: Happy & Charla

Originally posted by foreverdisneygifs

Things That Have Been Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.2
  • Erza: So you and Lucy are together now?
  • Natsu: Yeah?
  • Erza: ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SHITHEAD.
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Gray: I ate the last poptart
  • Natsu: *from upstairs* GRAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
  • ___
  • Juvia: You have a nice house Gray. It's so calm.
  • Gray: ..Wait for it..
  • Gajeel: *comes into the room with a bath sponge and wrapped towel around him* GRAY HAVE YOU SEEN LILY, IT'S OUR BATH TIME-- *sees Juvia* Oh. Sup.
  • Juvia: ...
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Gray: I GOT IT!- *opens it to Levy*
  • Hi Levy.
  • Levy: Hey Gray it's me again, is Gajeel home?
  • Gray: Yeah, but he's a bit busy. He's taking a bath with his cat.
  • Levy: ...
  • Gajeel: SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY- *from upstairs*
  • ___
  • Erza: *has groceries*
  • Natsu: Did ya bring me something? :D
  • Gray: What about me?
  • Gajeel: My main concern is if you bought lily food.
  • Erza: Yeah I brought you guys something. You know some chicken with the side of FUCK OFF.
  • ___
  • Natsu: LUCY AND I ARE GONNA BE UPSTAIRS IN MY ROOM IF YA NEED US! *drags Lucy upstairs*
  • Lucy: Hey Guys--*gets dragged*
  • Gajeel: They're gonna fuck.
  • Gray: NATSU BE GENTLE WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW
  • Laxus: Pfft. You're all gonna be 40 until any of you get laid.
  • Gajeel: we're not you Laxus.
  • __
  • Wendy: Can someone play barbies with me? *innocent look*
  • Gajeel: Um, I GOTTA FEED LILY *takes off*
  • Natsu: I HAVE A DATE WITH-- THE DOOR. *runs off*
  • Gray: wai--HOLD U-- fuck you guys.
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Natsu: I GOT IT!-- *answers and it's Juvia* Hey Juvia.
  • Juvia: Hey Natsu! :D is gray home?
  • Natsu: Yeah just a sec, *yells* GRAY STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BARBIES. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE.
  • Juvia: barbies?..*giggles*
  • Gray: SHUT UP NATSU.
  • ___
  • *Erza on a date*
  • Natsu: *using hands as binoculars* we have made contact with that target.
  • Gray: what are they doing?
  • Natsu: It appears they're laughing.
  • Gajeel: Roger that now they're getting up.
  • Natsu: W-wait, shit we've been spotted A-ABORT ABORT MISSION!
  • Wendy: You guys are stupid. This is our house.
  • ___
  • Natsu: I HAVE NEWS!~
  • Erza: Do not tell me you got Lucy pregnant.
  • Gray: Ill fucking kill you, we already have Gajeel as the cry baby.
  • Gajeel: Yeah-- Wait -SHUT YOUR ASS UP GRAY.
  • Natsu: I was gonna say I got an A+ on my test..
  • Gray: HOLY SHIT REALLY?!
  • Gajeel: SO HE ISNT STUPID?!
  • ___
  • Gajeel: Gray.
  • Gray: Yeah?
  • Gajeel: *pats his back* You know we love ya man right?
  • Gray: Yeah?..
  • Gajeel: And you know we'll accept you for you, right?
  • Gray: Sure?...
  • Gajeel: So tell me this and be honest with yourself.
  • Gray: Ok?
  • Gajeel: Are you sure you arent gay?
  • Gray: ...SERIOUSLY?!
  • ____
  • Erza: GUYS SOMEONE IS HERE TO VISIT.
  • Mira: Hey Guys
  • Erza: you were suppose to wait until i called you in...
  • Mira: Oh. Oops?
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Natsu: YOU BETTER HAVE NOT EATEN THE LAST FUCKING POPTART AGAIN.
  • Gray: No I was gonna say--
  • Erza: *bursts through door and throws confetti* CONGRATS ON BEING GAY GRAY.
  • Gray: IM NOT fUcKING GAY YOU SHITHEADS.
  • __
  • Erza: *yelling at everyone*
  • Gray: Jesh. And you wonder why you're still single
  • Natsu: AHAHA GRAY IS GONNA DIE.
  • __
  • <strike> The Next Day, Gray woke up outside covered in honey </strike>
  • Part 3 anyone?
Things Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.3
  • <p> <b>Natsu:</b> *snickering*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Wow....<p/><b>Gray:</b> What?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Your underwear..<p/><b>Gray:</b> What about them?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> WHAT STRAIGHT MAN WEARS RAINBOW COLORED UNDERWEAR.<p/><b>Gray:</b> THIS IS MY LAST PAIR, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I AM NOT GAY.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Nooo you are as straight as curly french fries.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *When Wendy Was A Baby*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I think she's pooped...<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> No shit sherlock. *covers nose*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Who's gonna change her?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I know who! Gray hold her for a sec! *gives Wendy to Gray<p/><b>Gray:</b> Alright! *holds Wendy*<p/><b></b> *Gajeel and Natsu Leave*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wait...<p/><b>Gray:</b> ....<p/><b>Gray:</b> Fuck you guys<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b>Erza:</b> What are you doing under the table Wendy? And where is Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We were playing hide n seek. :D<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ...two hours ago<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Gray:</b> I feel like we're forgetting something.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Yeah me too.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> O-oh crap!! WENDY.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We're fucked. And it's all your fault Gray!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> ME?! WHAT DID I DO?!<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Erza:</b> Guys meet Jellal, we're going on a date so dont expect us to be back anytime soon. See yaa *leaves*<p/><b>Jellal:</b> Hey--*gets pulled*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *marks another tally*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> What are you doing?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> marking another one of her unsuccessful dates<p/><b></b> ______<p/><b>Natsu:</b> .....<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *stuck in a catbox* help me..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ...how..<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *Wendy, Natsu, and Gray Playing Minecraft*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Who the hell still plays minecraft?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I DO FUCKER.<p/><b>Gray:</b> GOT A PROBLEM?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YES I DO GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. YA'LL DIDNT INVITE.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> See i told you guys.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Laxus:</b> All of you are gay.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> No laxus, Gray is.<p/><b>Gray:</b> I AM NOT, SHUT THE HELL UP NATSU.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Juvia*<p/><b></b> GRAY IT'S THAT GIRL YOU SECRETLY EARN FOR AT NIGHT.<p/><b>Gray:</b> shUT UP GAJEEL.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Levy*<p/><b></b> GAJEEL, THAT GIRL YOU CALL SHORT BUT LIKE HER IS HERE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Shut up Gray!<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *at a store*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Guys calm down. As long as we dont lose Erza we're fine.<p/><b></b> *cue the losing erza*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Erza:</b> *laughs insanely in the car* free ahahahahah im free..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> im still here you know..<p/><b>Erza:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> GUYS, LUCY SHE IS--<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you say pregnant ill fucking murder you.<p/><b>Erza:</b> We already have Gajeel as the cry baby.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Yeah!-- WAIT. FUCK OFF.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I was gonna say she's out of town with her family and I miss her T_T<p/><b>Gray:</b> hmm erza, maybe it's a tie between Natsu and Gajeel.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *sitting on the couch*<p/><b>Everyone:</b> COBRAAAA *going in for a hug*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> if any of you touch me ill leave.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> *steps away*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> COBRA!! *hugs him*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *hugs back* Hey shorty.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> WHAT.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HOW RUDE.<p/><b>Gray:</b> NO FAIIRRRR.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I have a pen.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Natsu no...<p/><b>Gray:</b> I have an apple.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> gray no...<p/><b>Both:</b> UH APPLE-PEN<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Jesus christ.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At An Amusement Park*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Okay Wendy and Natsu are partners.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *mutters under breath* thank god. *he doesnt like rollercoasters*<p/><b></b> *later on a ride*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu let's go on the one that drops!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> O-okay! *is terrified*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Hurry up Natsu! *pats a seat for him*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Im going im going! *sits down and straps self*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *ditches Natsu last minute*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> SCREW YOU WEN--*gets lifted up*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wendy you're pure evil.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I know<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> i feel proud<p/><b>Wendy:</b> You should be.<p/><b></b> *insert Natsu's girly screams*<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> Here is part 3, ya'll really seemed to love them.<p/><b></b> Part 4? <p/></p>
  • Gray: I don't like Juvia like that
  • Laxus: My relationship with Freed is entirely platonic
  • Gajeel: I'd never say sappy shit like that to Levy
  • Natsu: Lucy and I are just friends
  • Elfman: Evergreen isn't manly enough for me
  • Zeref: I don't love Mavis anymore
  • Loke: *appears* why tf u lion
  • Loke: why u always lion
  • Loke: emmmohmagahd
  • Loke: stop fuckin lion
Fairy Tail Men + Grindr Profiles

Somebody did FT tinder profiles and @ice-bringer and I got this idea and couldn’t resist.

Natsu:

  • Screename: 2hot2h4ndle
  • Opens with the line “so are you interested in older men”
  • Pretty good about not instantly sending dick pics
  • Profile lists his age as 428
  • Doesn’t know what “DDF” is, thinks it has something to do with food
  • Is about as subtle with his flirting as a brick to the face but you know it’s Grindr and at least he’s not horridly perverse about it
  • “I am a tWUNK, okay, TWUNK”

Gray:

  • His profile has his face in it but he’s covering it with his hand
  • Doesn’t actually use it that often; prefers real life contact and going out to pick people up
  • Has to explain “PNP” to Natsu
  • Knows what PNP is bc he’s done it
  • Becomes Natsu’s source for information on mlm slang
  • Wants to die

Gajeel:

  • Screenname: hardasiron
  • Headless torso
  • Dick pics with piercings

Laxus:

  • Actually has a decent face pic??
  • BUT ALSO THOSE ABS THO
  • Very polite but terribly sexy
  • He a Wolf Daddy u know it
  • Gets approximately 500 messages a day from thirsty bottoms

Freed:

  • The one people hit up for poppers
  • Hasn’t been on in ages
  • His profile pic looks like it was professionally taken
  • He’s literally lounging in a silk robe
  • A bit of a Daddy-chaser

Loke:

  • Profile says he’s “Just looking for friends”
  • Has hooked up with 3 dudes in the last two days
  • Profile also says “top” so there’s a lot of lies going on isn’t there
  • Flirts shamelessly, often makes the first move

Elfman:

  • Look me in the eye and tell me his profile wouldn’t say “masc4masc”

Jellal:

  • Screenname looks like a scene kid’s MySpace username from 2005
  • Halsey lyrics in his bio
  • He’s so depressing it turns away a lot of the dudes who message him

Sting:

  • Had an account for a while but doesn’t really use it now that he and Rogue are together
  • His pic makes him clearly look like a Circuit Queen tho
  • The crop tops. God, the crop tops

Rogue:

  • Never wanted a profile, thought all of it was very crass
  • Tried it once for about 24 hours and saw so many dicks they were scarred for life

Bickslow:

  • Doesn’t know what a phone is

Cobra:

  • So many snake jokes. So many.
  • “Wanna see my–” “I swear to god if you say snake–”

Cana:

  • Has a fake account just so she can find men for Gray, even when he keeps telling her to stop

Gildarts:

  • *Older person who doesn’t understand technology voice*: “Cana… what’s this… ‘Grinder’ I keep hearing about?”
  • Cana: instantly screaming
Fairy Tail War Ends on 7/7/17?
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> So guys Ive been thinking.<p/><b></b> You know how everyone is saying how the war is going to end in 3 chapters but the last 2 or like the epilogue and what not?<p/><b></b> And how chapters come out by Fridays?<p/><b></b> So i asked myself what’s the date in 3 weeks..<p/><b></b> July 7, 2017: Which Falls on a Friday.<p/><b></b> [Here is me being extra] The things that happened on July 7th<p/><b></b> July 7, X777<p/><b></b> Layla opens the Eclipse Gate in order for the Dragons, and their respective Dragon Slayers, to arrive.<p/><b></b> Natsu is found by Makarov and invited to join Fairy Tail.<p/><b></b> Mystogan leaves Edolas through an Anima portal and enters Earth Land.<p/><b></b> Layla dies of Magic Deficiency Disease.<p/><b></b> Grammi dies at the hands of Zoldeo.<p/><b></b> July 7, X791<p/><b></b> The  Grand Magic Games occur.<p/><b></b> Fairy Tail wins the magic games<p/><b></b> Future Lucy Dies [still crying over the scene tbh]<p/><b></b> The Dragons Appear.<p/><b></b> The Eclipse Project is halted.<p/><b></b> And here we are in<p/><b></b> July ??, X792 currently in the<p/><b></b> Alvarez War<p/><b></b> Where<p/><b></b> Apparently<p/><b></b> My<p/><b></b> Emotions<p/><b></b> Arent<p/><b></b> Working<p/><b></b> Right<p/><b></b> You planned this so well Hiro, that it ends on THE ACTUAL JULY 7TH OF 2017 IN OUR WORLD.<p/><b></b> YOU slick bastard. I fucking love you. [Then again i could be wrong. But from what i know. Everything happens on July 7]<p/><b></b> okay im done ranting <3<p/></p>
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