elf house

I have been waiting forever to share this with people who would appreciate it but I had to wait until they went public about it.

SO. On Christmas Eve my brother came over to celebrate Christmas with the family like he always does. My gift is a giant brown paper wrapped package tied with string. I opened it up and SUPRISE

The hard cover harry potter book collection. I have always wanted once since I was removed from my moms house and her boyfriend destroyed my old copies. So this was like, the greatest present ever because it was sooo expensive. So I open it up to bask in its glory when I notice the Chamber of Secrets is turned over. I just thought it was a packing mistake so I go to flip it over and a little blue sock falls out.

And by now I’m like WAIT.

and in the sock is a little note for me.

“We solemnly swear we were up to no good and because we managed to get into some mischief, it looks like you’re finally free to be the best aunt ever!”


I just wanted to share probably the BEST announcement ever with you guys. I am so happy and excited. I have nicknamed it “Dobby” because they are waiting to find out the gender until it’s born. 

‘“Spew”?’ said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. ‘What’s this about?’

‘Not spew,’ said Hermione impatiently. ‘It’s S – P – E – W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.’

‘Never heard of it,’ said Ron.

‘Well, of course you haven’t,’ said Hermione briskly, ‘I’ve only just started it.’

‘Yeah?’ said Ron in mild surprise. ‘How many members have you got?’

‘Well – if you two join – three,’ said Hermione.

Hermione researching house elf history and knitting socks for them in preparation for the creation of S.P.E.W. :D Hope you like!

ok but i want to talk about actual malec height differences bc i really do love height differences:

  • Magnus resting his chin on Alec’s shoulder bc he’s the perfect height for it and he loves doing it
    • shoulder kisses from Magnus!!!
  • Alec peering over Magnus’s shoulder when he’s reading
  • Alec tipping Magnus’s chin up when they kiss
  • Magnus teasing that Alec’s feet are in the way under the table bc his legs are so damn long and using it as an excuse to play footsie
  • Magnus tugging Alec down by his shirt to kiss his forehead
  • When Magnus borrows Alec’s shirts the sleeves are just a bit long, giving him adorable sweater paws
  • The gentle curve of Alec’s back when he bends down to put his forehead on Magnus’s shoulder
  • One time Magnus carries Alec bridal style into the bedroom but his feet bang on the door frame
    • They know to turn a little sideways next time
  • Alec getting so many hickeys because it’s just so easy for Magnus to bury his face in Alec’s neck
  • The way Alec bends his knees a little when he gives Magnus a kiss on the cheek

BONUS: Magnus asks Alec reach for things in very high places bc he likes how his shirt rides up and reveals his bare skin. Alec is perfectly aware of this and it becomes a Thing between them like sometimes Alec will offer to reach for something they don’t even need and Magnus knows just what he means and suddenly they’re on the counter in each other’s laps.

Draco and Harry become coworkers after the war, they decide to stop fighting and even become somewhat friendly. They end up hooking up after a ministry event, but Harry makes it pretty clear that it was just a one night thing and it won’t work between them because of their past.
A usual response would be a sad, self-depricating Draco. But no. Instead, Draco cultivates an elaborate plan to redeem himself to rub it in to stupid Potter’s stupid face. He’ll show him who’s not good enough.
He contacts everyone he’s ever hurt and asks for a chance to earn their forgiveness. That includes all the Weasleys, his estranged aunt, baby Teddy, Hermione, Luna, Dean, Neville, Ollivander, Madam Rosmerta, random Hogwarts class mates, anyone he can think of.
He supports and helps Hermione with her house elf legislation proposal, goes to Dean’s art shows, joins Luna’s weird creature expeditions, works odd shifts on Three Broomsticks, plays unnecessarily competitive chess with Ron, finds and tends to a borderline illegal plant with Neville, looks at obscure muggle stuff with Arthur, baby sits Teddy and just generally has so much fun?
What starts out as a mission to spite Harry ends up becoming a huge journey to discover himself. He makes new friends, reconnects with his family, grows and changes as a person and learns so many new things! The only problem is that he’s just so busy that he sort of… forgets about Harry and the aforementioned face rubbing.
Harry doesn’t forget though, he’s watching all this happen from the outside thinking ‘idk what’s happening to Malfoy but i need to know MORE