elev8ors

i think if i were to write a homestuck fanfic it would be a total parody

like if it were an AU i would strongly parody the charge debacle

“come on lets have it. what do i ruin their lives with this time, a car crash? a dodgy elev8or shaft? feferis terri8le 8oneshattering singing?”

“a bAD GAME OF POKEMONS”

“wh8t”

“yOU INSIST ON TAKING MY POCKET MONSTER AFTER YOU DEFEAT IT,, aND I THINK THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR. sO YOU PUSH ME DOWNTHE STAIRS AND CLAIM,, “wELL I WILL JUST HAVE TO COMPENSATE BY INFLICTING THE DAMAGE ONTO THE OWNER””

“what is this 8ey8lade season finale crap do youreally think i would 8e so petty?”

“yES” “Y3S” “yes”