elephant valley

  • natgeovideo by @shaulschwarz - Elephants walk and swim in lake Kariba, Zambezi Valley, Zimbabwe. Lake Kariba is the world’s largest man-made lake and reservoir by volume. African elephants are in trouble. Their numbers have fallen from as many as ten million a hundred years ago to as few as 350,000 today.

elephant rock

in the river valley to the west lies an old god sleeping, half submerged in the icy waters. he stands with his head barely held above the water, eyes closed as he supports the cliff on his back.

my grandmother used to tell me stories of the creatures the roamed the lands at the beginning of time, shaping our island into what it is today. this wolly mamoth was our protector, guarding faithfully over his land until deep cold sent him to sleep; when the snow melted away, the old gods were gone and the world belonged to humans.

most would dismiss these stories as bedtime stories; i know better. staring up at the stone mamoth, collosal and dwarfing me in every way possible, makes it hard to think him as a fairy tale.

i went out and found him by accident when i was young, out playing and venturing a little too far. the sight of him used to scare me. now, i find comfort in his prescense, telling him of my loneliness and how often my parents argue and all my fears for the future. i leave him offerings of carved wood and burning candles as my grandmother taught me while she was still alive.

in all the years i’ve visited him, never once has he stirred. i believed him dead and still, locked away in hard stone. but he was still the closest friend i had, out here miles away from the nearest village.

the shaking of the earth wakes me one day, tossing me roughly out of bed. i stumble, blinking rapidly to adjust to the darkness of night. despite the tremors beneath my feet, nothing in the house moves.

something was calling me out into the dew covered plains and hills, almost commanding me to move. i feel the deep sound reverbate in the hollows of my ribs, and grab a flashlight to light my way.

the dew was a biting cold beneath my bare feet as i follow the sound to its source, barely keeping my balance as the earth beneath my feet tremeble and shake rhythmically.

i manage to slide down the steep hill to the edge of the river and freeze. the mamoth rock is covered in moss where it was bare the day before. moonlight shines down on it, making the stone glow as the earth shakes harder under me, knocking loose small stones that fall into the river.

when i look up, the mamoth rock opens its eyes.

the old god has awoken.


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