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(An actual conversation that probably happened, because denial is the only Jedi-approved way.)

A tribute to incredibly sassy and salty responses of @animar-smol-of-elephants, @flaminganakin, and @zorekryk on THIS post by @alrightanakin (also tagging @cadesama who wrote very relevant commentary under this all).

Also, as a bonus, have a classic piece of Yoda-style counseling, courtesy of @shitpostgenerator.