elementary meme

raredelightfulloveoak  asked:

For the hate thing: elementary, scorpion (you have a lot to choose from there lol) aaaaaaand...fandom life in general my dear miss kat

Elementary:

the lack of storylines and emotional resolution for Joan. Give me some depth; give me Joan being put in complex situations, give me her crying over all of the danger she has been put through, let her make friends/visit old friends and bring them into the circle. Just let Joan… be.

Also, WHERE THE HELL IS MS HUDSON? AND ALFREDO? AND RANDY???? REMEMBER HIM?!!

Scorpion:

THE LACK OF LGBT+ REPRESENTATION. Seriously, there hasn’t even been a damn mention in this show. WTF @ the nicks.

Fandom life:

the fighting, especially between shippers. Ship what you want to ship, but don’t disrespect those who don’t see what you see. We all have different opinions and views, and some of us need to learn to except that. (not naming names but there have been a few fandoms that have made me hate a show because of the shippers.)

send me literally anything + i’ll tell you something i hate about it:

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elementary rewatch ❖ heroine (10/11)

Child me: Mrs. (Teacher name) why do I have to do this work?

Teacher: Well, it’s so you can get a good job.

Child me: What happens if I don’t do the work?

Teacher: Well, then you’ll have to work at McDonalds.

Child me: SO YOU’RE SAYING IF I DON’T DO MY WORK I CAN GO TO MCDONALDS?!

elementary sentence starters

“I always imagined you have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.”
“There is only one thing that can guarantee peace – your head on a pike. Hypothetically speaking, of course.”
“I’ve seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?”
“Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.”
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you say. And I’ve known you for a long time.”
“What does Buddhism have to do with erectile dysfunction?”
“I don’t know what’s weirder … that I’m spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.”
“The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect.”
“You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?”
“I have what some might call a strong personality.”
“After many, many hours, I’ve come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.”
“You’re bad at this, ______. You’re exceptionally bad.” 
“So now you have to have brain damage to want a baby?”
“That’s the sex blanket.” 
“I’m not easily surprised but I do confess that I wasn’t expecting this.”
“I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.” 
“Imagine sitting for a portrait today. Hubris practically leaks off the canvas.”
“Meeting the parents. That’s an important milestone in the romantic passion play.”
“Do you know what I haven’t said to anyone in a long time? I love you.” 
“You hurt yourself. Someone hurt me. You don’t know anything about how I’m feeling.”
“I have allowed empathetic thoughts to clutter my mind and reduce my perception.”
“You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.”
“I abhor the dull routine of existence.” 
“You engaged in horizontal refreshment with ( them/______ ).”
“You are something of a romantic terrorist.”
“_____ seems adequately sexed.”
“So, I walked all the way to the eastern edge of the property, and I did not find a thing. No dead bodies, no secret hideouts, no smoke monster. There’s plenty of mud, though.”
“I’m quite certain they were staging a fake murder when they fell victim to two real ones.”
“So they didn’t commit a murder so much as provide you with a murder-tunity.”
“You named your killer robot ‘Gus’?”
“So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.”
“We really are living in a golden age for perverts.”
“Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here’s how you can be certain I’m not the one who tried to kill you – you’re alive!”
“I was mistaken. You don’t know what my partner looks like naked.”
“You do realize that pink coconuts do not occur in nature?” 
“Are you cooking, or did we get stampeded by a class of second graders?”

beanarie  asked:

also 51. “Ginger bread people are very serious!”

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Joan’s clicking heels preceded her as she walked toward the library, so she knew Sherlock wouldn’t be surprised by her approach. It was 2am and they’d been on this case without any real sleep for over 30 hours. Sherlock likely hadn’t slept for 48, and he was beginning to have delayed reactions to everything she said or did. She’d had to forcefully take his fifth cup of coffee out of his hands and tell him to take a nap about six hours ago. He’d slept for 45 minutes. 

The case was a triple murder, with severed limbs involved and a partner to the murderer they couldn’t trace. Still at large. She had been spending the last couple hours online looking for clues the partner may have left behind on social media, and was coming to deliver her findings to Sherlock. 

Instead of finding him poring over the photos from the case file as she’d left him, she saw him crouched cross-legged on the floor over a crime scene model of his own making. That in itself was nothing new. It was the…contents of the model that gave her pause. 

“Are those my gingerbread cookies?” she said, stopping next to him, her eyes going from the mismatched crime scene model to his fatigued yet determined expression. 

“Yes,” he said, his tone clipped with tired irritation. She stood patiently, waiting for him to elaborate. He glanced up to her raised eyebrows and finally continued with a brief sigh. “I needed models for the severed limbs, and I did not feel inclined to permanently damage our dollhouse victims.”

“Ah, I see.” She had to hold back her smile, knowing if she didn’t he’d be able to hear it in her voice and only become more cross.

“The gingerbread people are very serious, Watson!” he exclaimed suddenly, punctuating his words with sharp stabbing motions of his hands toward the miniature crime scene before him. “I need to know the placement of each limb to better determine how the accomplice moved through the house.”

“I didn’t say anything,” she said, turning away to settle on the couch so he wouldn’t see her smirk. 

When she turned back to look at him, preparing to deliver her findings, he was holding an intact gingerbread cookie out to her. She took it with a smile that he barely looked at—his mind still nearly entirely absorbed by the case—but she noticed in the tin next to him there were only three gingerbread cookies left. She had made eight times that number only yesterday. 

CBS Elementary RP Ask Meme

Because Elementary is the best. There are sentences from every season with varying tone. Have fun!

“I’m not easily surprised, but I do confess that I wasn’t expecting this.”
“I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.”
“Do you know what I haven’t said to anyone in a long time? I love you.”
“You ummm….saved me. I’d like to return the favor.”
“Life is stranger than anything life can invent.”
“But in any case, I shan’t be doing drugs this evening.”
“You engaged in horizontal refreshment with this man.”
“I value you as a person.”
“That’s the kind of man/woman I am. I leave keys under doormats.”
“Two cocks in harmony!”
“I have faith in you! I have faith in your perseverance!”
“I’m not a deranged lunatic. But by all means, keep pushing me.”
“You look a bit tired.”
“You look a bit evil.”
“Love is a game I’ve failed to understanding.”
“Would you be surprised to learn that you’ve been on my mind, [insert name here]?”
“Are you asking me if I’m horny?”
“You speak idiot?”
“Screw your father! We can find a new place to live!”
“Oh my God, you had sex with my brother…Willingly.”
“I usually cheer at the end of any marriage.” 
“Alive. Again. Why can’t anyone be dead today?”
“Where’s your better half?”
“We both made a mistake. We fell in love.”
“You’re scared of him/her.”
“I’m scared of what he/she might make me do.”
“You named a bee after me?”
“You look at people and you see them as puzzles, I see them as games. And you? You’re a game I’ll win every time.”
“I will never allow any harm to come to you. Not ever.”
“The thing that’s different about me is you.”
“I know it’s hard, but get over yourself.”
“How many times did you two have sex?”
“If something were to happen to you, I’m not sure I would be able to forgive myself.”
“Bet you wish you found a way with me when you had the chance.”