This is what Daniel will say when he finds out about The Elejah Family:
The group is....fantastic. They all bond with each other in such a way that's almost unreal. They really put a lot of effort into a couple that most people would never even try to put their faith in because it seems too unrealistic. But these girls, The Elejah Family, as Tumblr says, really represent the meaning of true fans. It's a wonder these girls don't run the show. And I can relate with them because I am such a supporter of Elijah and Elena getting together. They're beautiful ladies.
Once upon a time there was a crazy group of girls called “The Original Elejah Family” and not only were these vulgar, vivid with imagination, but psycho in various ways; most of them good.
One day Katie met Daniel Gillies (((Who plays their king))) and he says, “Hear ye hear ye who is walking before me” and Katie said “FOR TIS I MI LORD” and Daniel and her had a jolly good time and Katie flew across the world to get Mikaela and then Mikaela met Daniel and Daniel and her bonded and they became best friends
NOW ZIZI WANTED TO MEET CASPER
So Katie flew all across the world to get Zizi and introduced her to Casper (((Whom I’m not sure why was there anyway))) and Zizi and Casper fell in love
And then Iris and Tabby were chillin and were like “Hey we want apart of this too ok” and so Katie flew half way across the world to grab the two wenches
And they met Ian and Daniel and Joseph and Candice
AND THEN MIKAELA AND NATE MET AND THEY FELL IN LOVE AND GOT MARRIED AND HAD PRETTY BABIES AND BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH A FRONT LAWN AND A PORCH WRAPPED AROUND THE HOUSE AND ZIZI AND CASPER’S CHILDREN FROLICKED WITH MIKAELA’S AND THEN KATIE AND DANIEL’S CHILDREN FROLICKED AND IRIS AND JOSEPH’S CHILDREN FROLICKED AND THEN TABBY AND CANDICE’S CHILDREN FROLICKED AND ALL WAS WELL
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your support as far as my fic’s and obsessive blogging go. I'm surprised you put up with my rants/diabolical plans towards Julie and the rest of the TVD writers. You all mean so much to me and I thank you for joining me in my outrageous fangirling. Elejah forever!
I wanted to specially point out my Elejah Family: Tabby, Zizi, Katie and Iris. It’s weird to care about people you haven’t even met in, what the normal people call, reality. Again, you guy rock and if you ever need someone to talk to I’m here.
Also, Kerrie! She’s introduced me to so much Greek Mythology I almost exploded the first time we spoke. I’m so thankful for her humor.
God bless you guys, man. You are a wonderful example of what a fandom should be.
Guys, I’m writing a one shot but I’m entirely sure if you’ll want to read this so I’ll ask you. Caroline and Elena are at Klaus’s house after his death. Elijah is there with them, but heads into the other room. The night before, Elena and Elijah had, well, intercourse. Caroline eventually gets it out of her, asks what happened and finally (Suprise!) asks how it was.