elegy for a dream

On the subject of chair placement
  • *before auditions*
  • Clarinet Player: I CANNOT DO THIS I AM GOING TO FAIL. I AM GOING TO GET LAST CHAIR! Wait, no I won't. I won't get last chair I am noT EVEN GOING TO GET A CHAIR BECAUSE I SUCK SO BAD. I AM GOING TO BE FIRST FLOOR. EXCEPT I WON'T EVEN BE FIRST I'M GOING TO GET 11TH CHAIR FLOOR