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So, I decided to write this. Hope that’s okay, @taylor-tut. And I will most likely be doing it in three parts because it’s really long for some reason. 

Joy Buzzer: Part One

(because I’m bad at titles) 

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Tags:????? help Langst, Electrocution, 

“-ance? He- with me?”

It sounds distant, and somewhat familiar. It’s almost as if cotton is shoved in Lance’s ears. Where does he know that voice from? Is it someone close to him?  He pushes forward, against the flowing current. Every step, closer to the answer. The current stops, and he stumbles forward onto his hands and knees. There’s a hand on his shoulder, shaking him.

One Hour Earlier

“How much further is it?” Lance almost groans. “We’ve been walking forever.”

“Lance, take this seriously. It’s not some road trip.” Pidge doesn’t even have to look back for Lance to feel the eye roll. Her full attention is on the holo-map in her hand.

Lance quiets down after that and continues on walking in tandem with the rest of the team. Foliage passes overhead, waving in the humidity of the planet they were trekking on. Bird like creatures skim the tree tops while emitting a shrieking call to their friends. Lance pushes leafy arms out of the way as he follows Hunk.

“We’re here,” Pidge calls out from the front of the line.

Sure enough, a temple like structure is visible up ahead. It’s a strain to decipher where jungle ends and the temple starts. The temple appears more than willing to co-exist with the surrounding life. Vines creep up the walls, around pillars, and over window sills. Budding flowers peek out of cracks in the stone walls and pavement. Even the local animals have moved into the temple, if only on the outer edges.

“What exactly are we looking for again?” Hunk asks. “‘Cause I kinda don’t want to touch the wrong thing and, oh, I don’t know. Die horribly.”

“It’s an artifact that the locals need for a ritual. It’s supposed to give blessings during rituals. And the relic is vital to the Jeing in an event like changing chiefs, moving the village to a new location, or forming alliances,” Pidge explains. “Which is why we need it if we want the alliance.”

She pulls up a new image on the holo-projector. Lance’s first thought is that it looks kind of like a toy airplane. The slender football shaped middle piece has two elongated, triangular wings jutting out and slanting back. At the rear, a wedge connects to the prolate spheroid and curves upwards. All over, swirls and dots intermingle with a script that looks similar to Arabic.

“We need to be careful with it. We don’t really know what it does. Don’t touch it with your skin. Use the bag or have your gloves on,” Shiro instructs. “Once you find and retrieve it, let the other group know and we’ll all regroup back here. Alright?”

Everyone nods and the team breaks off into the two groups. Shiro, Pidge, and Hunk cross to one entrance, while Lance and Keith cross to the entrance closer to them.

“Keep up, Mullet.”

Keith only grunts in reply as he takes off behind Lance through the archway. The torch perched on the front of Lance’s riffle casts shadows down the corridor, eerily illuminating cobwebs. Keith flips on his own torch and pans it behind him.

“I’m getting a very ‘Indiana Jones’ vibe from this place. D’ya think there’s any booby traps? Like the giant rolling rock?”

“Lance, pay attention,” Keith scolds checking the way they just came. “If there are any traps, I don’t want to walk into it.”

Lance stops so suddenly, Keith plows right into him, muttering a curse in surprise.

“That’s a dollar in the swear jar.”

Keith takes in a breath of air to utter a retort, but as he sees the cavern they’re standing in it vanishes. The cavern definitely gives off and Indiana Jones vibe. THe space is wide and tentacles of sunlight stream in from holes in the ceiling above. Vines criss cross the architecture along the walls and across the ceiling. Steps lead up in a pyramid shape to a pedestal, whereon the artifact is perched. The plane like object is irradiated by a pinpoint of light.

“I’ll call it in. Check the area, Lance.”

Lance nods and surveys the area, all while creeping closer up the steps to the object. There seems to be nothing around the artifact that could be harmful. Then, why did the locals never come and get it themselves? It wasn’t even that hard to find. Just a long, boring hike through a swamp of humidity. Maybe there was something the locals didn’t tell them. Lance shrugs as he brushes off the thoughts and reaches out for the artifact.

“Shiro. We found it.”

“Alright, bag it up and meet us back at the rendezvous.”

“Lance, is it clear?” Keith calls as he turns back towards the relic, only to see Lance’s gloved fingertips millimeters from the plane like object. As his fingertips make contact, a spark arches between the relic and Lance’s chest, almost as if in slow motion. 

“Lance!” Keith’s voice is lost in the roar of the pulsing air that knocks Keith back through the opening of the tunnel. The wind doesn’t seem to stop as the wave of heat plows into Keith next, seeming to last for hours. When it finally does relent, dust is shaking down the tunnel opening. A layer of the powder seems to be coating the back of Keith’s throat as he pushes himself off the ground and staggers back into the cavern.

“Lance?”

What happened? Rubble lays strewn across the floor and holes pepper the ceiling. The relic is gone from it’s spot on the top of the pyramid. Lance is gone, too.

anonymous asked:

Kakashi with his child (preferably a girl) headcanons?

Hatake Kakashi With a Daughter Headcanons

Originally posted by oicean

  • Kakashi’s daughter will inherit his unruly hair and as a proud proponent of letting his hair go free and wild, he has no idea what to do with his daughter’s hair. He tries his best but to his bewilderment, the more he tries to brush it out the wilder and fluffier it gets. When her hair is sticking up like she’s been electrocuted, Kakashi sighs, gives up and ties it up on top of her head in a style that reminds him of Shikamaru’s hair. It’s the only one he knows how to do.

  • He is a very involved father, especially for every major milestone. He tried to teach her to say “mama” and “daddy” until he was blue in the face, but the first word ended up being “Pakkun”, much to his secret delight and the irritation of his wife. When the time came for her first steps, Kakashi would spend hours just sitting a foot or so away from her and attempting to coax her over to him with sweets. It took a few days and a lot of patience, but he succeeded in the end.

  • He’s a very laid-back parent. Of course he will intervene if he feels like his daughter is in any real danger, but he also understands that little bumps and bruises are part of the learning curve and an unavoidable part of being a child. Kakashi is very much a “learn by experience” dad, and encourages his daughter’s curiosity and imagination while keeping a watchful eye on her at all times to make sure she isn’t doing anything too dangerous. If she happens to fall or bump her head, he just heaves a long-suffering sigh, picks her back up, pats her on the head and sends her on her way.

  • Kakashi is serious about instilling the lesson that protecting your important people is what makes people strong, and sets about drilling it in her head from the time she is a newborn. Even if she doesn’t choose to be a shinobi, he still believes that it is a very important lesson to learn and probably the best advice he can ever give her as a father.

  • Kakashi is the bedtime storyteller every night, because his daughter thinks it’s funny that he uses different voices for each character. She loses it when he pitches his voice high when voicing a female character and erupts into a giggle fit, which in turn makes Kakashi laugh. Needless to say, it takes Kakashi forever to get her settled down enough to go to sleep. He doesn’t mind though, story time is his favorite too.

  • He will occasionally blackmail Naruto, Sakura or Sasuke into babysitting his daughter. Naruto and Sakura don’t mind - they love his daughter. Sasuke on the other hand will scowl and grouse, but give in anyway because of that whole “pardoned him for all of his crimes” thing that Kakashi keeps cheerfully reminding him of. Surprisingly, Sasuke is his daughter’s favorite babysitter. She thinks he is hilarious and often pesters Kakashi to go visit “uncle grouch.” 

wife’s set up a camera on the toilet again to monitor how much toilet paper i’m using versus how much i need to use depending on how much shits in my ass, and electrocutes me with a prod if i use too much

Gantz Au headcannon, Part 1

• the Garrison is a highly top secret cover for a government funded Gantz installment.

• they test unstable weapons and other such things with cadets so the room will be well stocked.

• Lance has always dreamed of joining the Garrison, hunk really needed the money, and Pidge is looking for her brother.

• Allura and Coran don’t even remember how they died, they have been in there for so long.

• Matt got curious and tinkered with some tech, which electrocuted him.

• Shiro was in Iverson’s way, so he was straight up murdered, still pissed.

• Keith committed suicide after Shiro’s murder.

• The Garrison is afraid of running out so they prepare a “training session” where the room is rigged

• Lance broke his ankle some time prior, so he’s watching Pidge and hunk go through the room.

• Hunk is about to open a door and release a killer back draft.

• Lance stops him and gives him another way out, saving his life.

• Iverson is pissed at Lance so he throws him around central command for a while until he dies of internal injuries.

• hunk is shot.

• Pidge is hiding in the ventilation system so they close every other vent and gas her.

• all three go to Gantz.

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“I AM THE SENATE HOMEOWNER’S ASSOCIATION!!!”

#sorry i had to#you can’t tell me that in this ‘verse sheev wouldn’t be the Annoying Motherfucker in charge of the HOA#there’s definitely an argument for hijinks there#breaking news: local man exposed as sith after electrocuting neighbor for persistent use of lawn flamingos (or the GFFA equivalents)

😂 😂 😂 Everybody stop making me die

koritoprime  asked:

probably all of the Millionaires that know Bruce personaly have figure out that he is batman but keep quit out of fear/respect, i mean both are build like brick houses, bruce usually gets a new son almost at the same time Bats gets a sidekick not to mention that he is probably using A LOT of wayne inc. patents on his gadgets, not to mention that probably some Wayne inc. every time they invite bruce to a party Bats shows up at least 10 minutes faster, maybe they play with son is with sidekick

I bet a lot of the nerds at Wayne Tech know, I mean they’re 170 IQ genius, they’re not gonna just not notice that super bad-ass thing they made didn’t go on the market but hey there are reports that Batman can electrocute people with his hands now. And all the rooms and floors of Wayne tech they just can’t go into, and the parts of the computer files even the boss can’t get into. And why is it that the whole computer system is being updated by a 15 year old kid who needs to wash his hair and hasn’t slept in 8 days? Also was the boss’ son in the basement testing out the phase canon? 

Thor/Ghostbusters thing

don’t mind me, just cleaning out my drafts …

I just can’t stop thinking about an au where Kevin is Thor in disguise, carrying around a ridiculously large suitcase for Mjolnir, just chillin with these fab chicks bc he finds their work hella interesting and their passion reminds him of Jane Foster.

I feel like he’d get along with Holtzmann the best bc he’d give the proper reactions to anything she shows him and he has no problem doing goofy things with her and he takes her completely seriously … also she may have accidentally, mildly electrocuted him and he’s a-okay, so that put him in her good books.

He’d love hearing about all the crazy stuff Patty deals with during her job and considers her a modern warrior of the people. He’s learned so much more about Midgard from Patty than he has in his years here.

Abbey is probably the only one there who can match him in presence even though she’s like half his size. She’s realized she can challenge him to anything and he’ll be down. She 1000% is always ready to dare him to do something dumb bc he’s surprisingly efficient at it.

And Erin (never got to this part apparently)

And he’s always like “my girlfriend would rejoice in meeting such lovely ladies!” Saying girlfriend like a old man trying to be hip with the times tbh. And the gang just pats Erin on the shoulders like “there, there, it wasn’t meant to be like ever. thank god, I still can’t believe you.”

And then Jane Foster shows up and they’re kind of freaking out as one does when meeting other women of science but also apprehensive bc of what happened with that sceptic guy but it’s all good and everyone is feeling the love and then someone, probably Erin, asks what brought her here and Jane’s like like

“Kevin,” she says Kevin like it’s a foreign word to her, “invited me.”

And the gang is like UMMM YOU DIDN’T MENTION YOUR GF WAS JANE FOSTER

Thor is just happy the people he loves are all getting along

And it isn’t until that ghost tries to possess him that they find out “hey, you’re not normal” bc it just bounces off him like it was jolted by electricity.

Tbh all Thor does in this au is be a secretary and have a great time. He doesn’t join in the ghost hunts bc he knows these women can handle themselves although sometimes he’s brought along bc a specific piece of equipment needs a lot of power and mr. thunder-for-fists is a perfect battery.

anonymous asked:

Fuck marry get drunk with: Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari? Thank you! :)

Fuck Kirishima. Literally. It would be heaven to have sex with him while his quirk is activated. Sorry, oh my God. This was supposed to be a sfw blog. It’s not even sinday.

Marry Bakugou because this boy deserves love and sunshine. He also needs to calm the fuck down.

Get drunk with Denki. I just hope I won’t get electrocuted accidentally.

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I’ve spent the past few months attempting to figure out a framework for Ghost Physics in the Danny Phantom universe? Enjoy my crazed scribblings.

Cliff notes version: The Ghost Zone is our dimension’s 4D “atmosphere,” absorbing harmful trans-dimensional radiation. Ghosts are made of the Ghost Zone’s version of matter, called ectoplasm, a substance capable of 4D motion (video explanation of that), “toggling” how physical forces (esp. electromagnetism and gravity) interact with it, and storing huge amounts of energy. A ghost’s unique nervous system and encoded body plan (the ecto-signature) remains in the upper energy levels of the Ghost Zone at all times, remotely controlling their body. Danny can chemically change his body between ectoplasm and regular matter, and has both a normal physical brain and an ecto-signature.

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hello this is my desk at work ♥
the dog plush gets me through tough deadlines and crazy revisions

my cubicle is really big tho but there’s not much in it – i like keeping my stuff within reach ;; i probably have to redecorate soon because i took down some old photos from the walls hhhmmmm ;;;

((edit: bottom photos are from 2015 i think ♥ – i don’t really use the mac much [[it’s like trying to figure out how to pilot a spaceship HAHA rip]] so they let the temp assistant use it in the mean time mmm))

As requested by @gjoriin, here is stuff I love about Pidge :D

  • loves her family unconditionally!!!!!!
  • rambles when worried
  • also rambles when excited
  • really didn’t want to cut her hair off
  • the more tense the situation/less sleep she’s gotten, the less tolerance she has for Lance’s shit
  • loves video games
  • always wants to learn new things & know how everything works 
  • can?? think in binary code?????? how
  • tilts her head and/or readjusts her glasses when nervous
  • reprogrammed and adopted a fighting drone
  • also named it
  • gets annoyed when people touch her stuff without permission
  • carries a picture of Matt with her
  • *team does something stupid* *ignores them completely and keeps doing her own thing*
  • has allergies & used to hate the outdoors because of that
  • despite that she appreciates pretty nature surroundings
  • *glasses glint*
  • came up with the plan to steal money from a fountain to buy that one video game
  • cries openly
  • talks to her lion and modifies it with castle tech
  • is?? actually totally comfortable in dresses????
  • seems to really get along with the mice
  • has a diary
  • easily gets sweaty hands
  • built trash robots of her friends when she was lost in space - probably because she missed them
  • makes puns and waits for people to get them
  • hates peanuts but loves peanut butter cookies
  • curse her short arms
  • so small,, gets blown away easily,,, needs to be protected,,,,
  • can be unexpectedly clumsy
  • continued doing her job even when she heard how Shiro got tortured over the intercoms
  • *gets forced to leave her laptop* *whines and pouts*
  • tried to learn Altean and actually was successful to some degree
  • “aww you’ve got a cute little bayard” *electrocutes Lance* “yeah, it’s pretty cute”
  • made it into the garrison with a fake identity
  • can hack into pretty much everything, anywhere, even while talking
  • is sarcastic at times but is genuine about her feelings just as often, if not more
  • smart af
  • agreed to stay with the team despite her family being more important to her than anything else
  • fell asleep in front of her laptop
  • is self-confident and knows exactly what she’s capable of
  • but was still worried about not being the right paladin for the green lion
  • has the smuggest grin
  • sees tech: ☆*・゜゚・*٩(*▿*)۶*・゜゚・*☆

CONCLUSION: Pide is adorable,,,, I l o v e her

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