This morning I woke up to a dude knocking on our gate and yelling out ‘helloooo’ 
I went out there and he was from the electrictity company and needed to read the meter and was like ‘Is the dog dangerous I can’t read the meter if the dog is dangerous’ 

Yes Mr electricity man he is very dangerous much bitey will chop your right in half with his little teefers!


This is fucking good shit. I’m so excited for halloween and this whole month, you have no idea.