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This morning I woke up to a dude knocking on our gate and yelling out ‘helloooo’ 
I went out there and he was from the electrictity company and needed to read the meter and was like ‘Is the dog dangerous I can’t read the meter if the dog is dangerous’ 

Yes Mr electricity man he is very dangerous much bitey will chop your right in half with his little teefers!

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This is fucking good shit. I’m so excited for halloween and this whole month, you have no idea.