maximoffs who know the language of every country they’ve ever lived in but are still a little confused about the tenses of English verbs
maximoffs swearing in Yiddish because they picked it up from Magneto
maximoffs loading the cart up with exotic, unfamiliar American candy (“what is a Hershey’s? Will we like it?) every time they make a supermarket run
maximoffs working to combat anti-Romani stereotypes
maximoffs helping people get across the ocean or the border or the desert to America, Pietro zipping around to restock supply points while Wanda stares very pointedly at electric fences until they feel ashamed of themselves and lumber away
maximoffs celebrating Thanksgiving for the very first time
maximoffs walking around New York during December and admiring all the pretty displays in the windows
"Look at this video making fun of Facebook"
"lololol sooo funny and true!"
"ha so true!"
"Look at this video making fun of Tumblr and how users get overly sensitive!"
"HOW COULD YOU YOU'RE LITERALLY A FUCKING NAZI UNSUBBED CALLED THE FUCKING POLICE AND SENDING MY ARMY OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS AFTER YOU I CANT WHAT IS AIR BECAUSE YOU MAY AS WELL BE TAKING AWAY MY OXYGEN TOO YOU OPPRESSIVE X-PHOBIC SHITLORD"