electric guy

“Iͬͦ̃̊̽͑̚҉͉͈̰̣̙̰̭f̝̣̞͉̻͈̿̐ͩ͛ͫ͞ ̲̙͍͙͕̲̟̲̂͌̒̈̅̋͠I̸͕̗̖͆̃̌̎̈̈́̊ ̪͍̖͍̳̙̑ͅc̸̠̫ͤͪa̡̝̩̺̘̯̖ͭ͌ͣ͂ͧ̄nͮͭ͏̝͖'̯͙̰̖̼̘̎̃͋ͨ͗̓̎̆̑́͝t͖̹̪͋ͦ͑͗̀́͐̽ͯ̕ ̵̦̠̲͚̹̹̒̋̍ͪ̈́̑̿h̝̪̹̻̙̙̩̜̽ͣͤͅḁ̲̖̟̘̮̳̩̽̐ͣ̓ͨ́v̄̒͑̈͘͏̴̳̞̺̖̟̤̹̩ě̲͈͌͌ͭ̕ ̢ͦ͊͟҉͇̲ý̠͓͋ͣͨ̾ͩ͟͢o̷̼̙͔̦͔̤͊̑́͌̓̐͠ų̧̱̖̠̦̮̜ͥ͗̏ͧ̒̇͘,̘̺̤̟̤͉̬̤̽̒͜͟ ̘̗͙̿ͦͫ͠t̸̴̮̱͉̙̳̠̭̻͈ͪ̈́͗̑ͥ̇̏ḩ̶̪̥̥̠̠̘̘̤̋̄eͣ̇͌҉̴̘̼̟̰̥͘n̰͉͓̗ͧ͊ͤ̏ͫ̄̈́̅ ̙̥̪͓͎͌͌͆͗ͧͧͤn̸͖̫̭͍͎̘͉̄̄͒̈̃̀ȍ͗̿̍̉̚҉̷͓̻̦͚̤́ ̸̛̛̳̮̿ͪ̆̿̇̊ö̭̤͍ͨ̂͊͊͒̌̚͞ṋ̗̜͓̙̤̮̻̏ͧ̐͒ͤͦ͠͝ḙ̫̎̉̿̈̀ ̘͓̱̿́̐̋ͤ͋͊ḙ̴̗̟̤́͊ͨ͜͞l̄ͫͯͫͮ͑͑ͬ̕͏͕̱s̷͉̦͕̙̻̖̬͂̎́̒͑͗ͩ̀ͅe̶̡̹̯͍̹͌̈͆̽̍̋̅͂ ̟̮͖͎̬͕͍̦̗̇̾ͥ̓̉̿ͤ̑ͮc̓ͤ̔͐̔͋ͣ͏̸̻͇̦͇̥a̴͖̬̬̳̓̃ͯ͂͢ͅn͔̯̩͇̞̳̮ͯ́̓ͮ́̕.”

I'm a senior and this is what I've managed to figure out about the PSAT based on the memes:

- Some old guy probably died from a battle wound
- Making kids clean their rooms kills their creativity
- “date a girl who gently but thoroughly rattles your tomato flowers with cheap electric toothbrushes”
- Tomato????
- Nice guys™ who own bookstores prefer classy women over narrators
- Metal rods heated to 93 degrees Fahrenheit spearing people
- Shrimp husband
- Sea grass x clam is a new ship
- Things to do with ping pong balls in a messy room (don’t google that)
- FUCK THE CLAM UP

~We’re the boys form the beaches of Brighton, Prospect Park and the Navy Yard Pier~

Some Brooklyn boys for day 14 of @newsiestober! I took some inspiration from the 1992 film for the background :D

Mother… to fight and tried to protect us… For everything you do… Thank You for giving birth to us!
Happy Birthday, Ichiji, Niji, Sanji, and Yonji - March 2nd, 2017

Tagging:

Ichiji: @1chijirexu @askichijivinsmoke
Niji: @eprxr @asknijivinsmoke
Sanji: @chefalier @devilslcg @blckleg @askstrawhatsanji
Yonji: @winchxgreen @askyonjivinsmoke
Sora: @nncther @ask-sola

H O R R O R . P R O M P T S

  • “I just got back from the cemetery.”
  • “I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.”
  • “I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.”
  • “What’s behind you in these pictures…?”
  • “Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.”
  • “I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.”
  • “I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…”
  • “I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!”
  • “I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!”
  • “Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?”
  • “The electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?”
  • “Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.”
  • “Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!”
  • “I had a dream that I killed you.”
  • “Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.”
  • "I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!”
  • “There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.”
  • “Come on, it’s just an urban legend…”
  • “Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?”
  • "I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.”
  • “Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.”
  • “I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…”
  • “There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?”
  • “Can you just… can you please check the closet?”
  • “P-please… put the knife down.”
  • “I bought this haunted ring on eBay!”
  • “No, no, no – run!”
  • "I didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.”
  • “The dead are all around us…”
  • “She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!”
  • “There’s something breathing under the bed…”
  • "You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.”
  • “I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.”
  • “Maybe an exorcism is in order…?”
  • “I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”
  • “He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!”
  • “I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.”
  • "You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.”
  • “Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?”
  • “If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.”
  • “Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.”
  • “…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.”
  • “You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.”
  • “I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”
  • "What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
  • “Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!”
  • “I visited his/her grave for the first time today…”
  • “Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?”
  • “Wh-why do you have a knife…?”
  • "You’re all bloody, what happened!?”
  • “You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!”
  • “I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.”
  • “I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.”
  • “I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.”
  • “From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.”
  • "Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.”
  • “I want to be dead, too.”
  • “Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.”
  • "Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?”
  • “You played with a Ouija board!?”
  • “Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.”
  • “There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?”
  • “You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.”
  • "They just don’t believe like they used to…”
  • “I will haunt you until the end of time.”