And Japan says, "Can you maybe chill?" And Russia says, "How 'bout maybe you chill?"
So now there's people on the island; they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology. Like stones, and bowls.
Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade.
Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's ♪♫ beautiful ♫♪.
Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.
Ding dong, it's the outside world, and they have technology from the future.
A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him.
We're talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even electricity.
And the League of Nations is like ♪"No don't do that if you're in the League of Nations you're not supposed to try to take over the world."♪ And Japan said, ♫♪ How bout I do, anyway?
So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit, from criminals? ♫♪ Hire a samurai. ♪♫
♫♪"How about sunrise laaand?"♪♫
And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book. About themselves! And then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves.
A rich hipster named Kūkai is bored with modern Buddhism and visits China, learns a better version which is more ♫♪ spiritual ♪♫, comes back, reinvents the alphabet, and causes art and literature to be ♫♪ great ♪♫ for a long time.