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Things that Should be in a Band Room

- Chairs
- Stands
- Lockers (to lock annoying kids in)
- Lots of Outlets
- Fire Extinguisher
- Microwave
- Mini Fridge
- Whiteboards
- A Working Sound System
- Duct Tape (for annoying kids)
- Electrical Tape
- Valve Oil
- Cork Grease
- Dungeon (for REALLY annoying kids)
- Sheet Music
- 28924 Cases of Water
- Bathroom with Sink and Toilet
- Trash Cans
- Instruments
- Projector (for watching movies and DCI shows)
- Metronome
- Mail Slot (so Office Aides don’t have to walk into practice)
- Band Director