electics

The Election of 1800
  • Burr: *kicks open door, struggling with box full of campaign merch* TALK LESS-
  • Burr: *excitedly pulls out adorable homemade 'Vote for Burr' cookies* SMILE MORE!
  • Burr: *eagerly passes out campaign buttons* DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR
  • Burr: *skids across the room and vigorously shakes random man's hand* SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM
  • Burr: *flys to other side of the room and tips invisible hat at woman, completely out of breath* CHARM HER
  • Burr: *triumphantly hurls posters into crowd* IT'S 1800, LADIES TELL YOUR HUSBANDS VOTE FOR BURR!

anonymous asked:

The sejou third years but with pretend babies that are mechanical and stuff. You know how they do it for health classes. How do you think it goes?

It goes terribly. absolutely catastrophic… for Oikawa
The poor guy tries his best - he’s changed his baby’s diaper, fed it, tried to rock it to sleep for two hours straight, but the baby just does NOT stop crying

Iwaizumi finds it completely hilarious (”finally Oikawa! something you suck at”)
Unlike the other, he does fairly well with his mechanical child. He always knows exactly what it needs and is quick to stop its cries
when Oikawa asks how he’s so good at handling his baby, Iwaizumi simply tells him he’s had years of experience from being best friends with one

Hanamaki and Matsukawa are absolute pros
No one knows how they do it, but the two handle it like its second nature
Oikawa accuses them of tampering with the babies, but the moment he touches one they start crying

Matsuhana talk to their babies like they’re the real deal and literally have zero shame coo-ing and gushing over how cute their children are
They’ve already decided that their babies are going to grow up together, attend the same schools, and eventually fall in love (blatant winks at Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
They carry their babies around with them everywhere, strapping them to their chests using their jackets as a harness.

Matsuhana keep their babies away from Oikawa because he’s just a bad baby omen and they don’t want their kids to be tainted by his “poisonous touch”

Devos might have gotten confirmed, and that’s BAD, but don’t think your efforts have not been worth it. Because of your actions:

  • Devos confirmation got pushed back as much as possible
  • two GOP senators defected
  • Mike Pence had to be the tie-breaker, something that’s has NOT happened for a cabinet confirmation and the Trump Tower is already whining about it

While it is likely all other cabinet nominees will be confirmed, because of protests and calls from the public and actions taken by senate democrats, these confirmation hearings have been taking longer than previous cabinet confirmations. And just because they’ve been confirmed, the fight does not stop. 

Put your senators who voted for DeVos on notice and that they’ll pay for their vote in 2018, thank those who voted against her. To keep fighting Devos, pay attention to your local school board. They are your best defense against her and many municipalities will be voting for a new school board this year. Make sure you vote then, or even consider running. If you know someone qualified to run, convince them to run. We all know someone who is a teacher or an educator, and I bet that you or someone you know in the education sector is infinitely more qualified than Devos. Attend school board meetings as well. 

Vote for a democratic governor and state legislature. 

If there’s some silver lining, maybe now we will continue pay attention to public education outside of an election year, and make it hard for Devos to push any of her agenda.

A Whole Mess of Emotions

The point of these #unpresidented comics are about me processing everything I felt and went through between November 9th and January 20th, but I feel this one is going to apply for the next four years (maybe less if we’re lucky…). I still haven’t figured out to handle this horrible roller coaster of emotions. Who knows if I ever will?

Read all the #unpresidented comics here