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Attention World, there has been a rule change.

From the treaty of the treason:

In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes between the ages of 18 and 35 at a public "Reaping.“

These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.

And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone winner remains.

Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.