anonymous asked:

What can only be described as an 'eldritch abomination' has inexplicably appeared in our family's mausoleum. They seem rather frightened at the moment, so we're wondering if you have any advice on how to calm them and make them feel more comfortable in what we hope they'll take as their new home?

Talk to it. Does not have to be every day, but just once in awhile, as you make your rounds and speak to anyone or anything else lurking in the cemetery.

Figuratively put yourself in its shoes (to do so literally would invoke a whole host of problems, including conversations about style and fit and neither of you need to jump that far ahead this quickly) – a new home, unfamiliar surroundings, you’re unsure if you are even welcome?

It will be able to find its own food, and will not know if offerings are for it or for the dead, as offering offerings to those past is so very common.

Just talk to it. Tell stories. You will get a sense, soon enough, of whether it is talkative or not, but it chose this place for a reason.

You would be amazed at how much monster care is simply talking. Or maybe you wouldn’t be, I don’t know you, but some folk are amazed by this simple fact.

Ooc; My aesthetic is monsters who are protective over someone or a group. Monsters that are super cute, caring and kind. But also monsters who lose control and are violent, deceptive and dangerous. My faves are the ones that are super dangerous and could easily kill you but are very gentle and kind, despite that. .w.


A force as voracious as time itself. 

-Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

A void as cryptic as reality itself. 

-Kozilek, the Great Distortion

An enigma as vexing as life itself. 

-Emrakul, the Promised End

Eldritch Moon is finally (officially) here! I hope the release weekend events have been treating you well.

philanthroplst  asked:

Ok so you're like the only other person who has dreams the way I do. Like with a complex storyline, similar eldritch subject matter, and original ideas that weren't just borrowed from other sources. Idk it's just people tell me their boring dreams about "going to the store... but it was raining INSIDE!!!1!" and literally no one I know can relate to the really cool/lovecraftian stuff I come up with while sleeping. So thanks I guess??

Yeah!!! Even when the imagery isn’t that weird, my dreams almost always have (largely) coherent plots to them. That’s what I like best about them.

How does one stifle fondness
when it has flourished fold
like vines upon the porcelain
that choked the youthful old.

The unrelenting whips of fate,
each lick, a waxing prize,
each cramp that feigns affection then,
augmented in its size.

When will this passion end me?
Or shall I slay it first?
Which eldritch potion swift embibed
will douse this fervent thirst?

This love cannot be vanquished,
o vice, o noxious curse,
and all the verdant hope of spring
is shortly to dispurse.

I cannot brace this madness,
the floodgates come unbarred,
for when the feeble seal is burst
The Prince will fan his cards.

Magic Duels: Road to Rank 40

Eldritch Moon Season Progress: Rank 20

It starts to become pretty difficult at this point in the journey. I usually have to remove some of my more silly cards in favor of meta answers. The EMN meta is still young and changing, but I’ll be continuing my path to rank 40 tonight.





Guardian Female - White Poison/Eldritch Shimmer/Obsidian Glimmer - 120gems in AH or 60K via CR (EXALT BLOCK) - **60 CHARGED SPROCKETS**

Guardian Male - White Poison/Obsidian Shimmer/Obsidian Glimmer - 120gems in AH or 60K via CR (EXALT BLOCK) - **60 CHARGED SPROCKETS**

“I’m Kirby, and I may not look like it, but I’m a Eldritch Abomination with a stomach that is a pocket dimension where most of my enemies are trapped in for all eternity. Every day I nap, eat, and play with friends, except it would usually lead to some assholes that I shouldn’t had befriended in the first place trying to take over Pop Star. And my edgy mentor Meta Knight is terrible at warning me about what I’m up against that can kill me permanently, not to mention if I don’t defeat it, it can destroy everything that I know and love. But despite it all, I can still kick everyone asses including my own by devouring everything that gets in my way. No matter the odds, I will just eat my enemies with no mercy whatsoever and by the end of the day after saving Dreamland, I go take a nice long nap.”