A conversation that happened in our house today
- Me: In retrospect, I'm actually kind of glad I haven't met Dave Vanian. I don't know how coherent I would be.
- Pete: Pfft. You were fine when you met Gerard Way.
- Me: I've had a crush on Dave Vanian for a lot longer.
- Pete: ...
- Me: I've had a crush on him since around 1986.
- Pete: You are never allowed to meet Dave Vanian. NEVER.