elder evans

If you haven’t read the books
  • You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick
  • Ron was actually a Prefect
  • Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch
  • Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination
  • Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry
  • Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child
  • Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin
  • Lily was actually a few months older than James
  • While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself
  • Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it
  • Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank 
  • The Potters’ had a cat
  • Harry got  miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday
  • Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’
Some musicals as haikus


Christian Borle is

So gay for Andrew Rannells

Every one’s a Jew

Be more Chill

Michael Mell is so

Gay for that kid Jeremy

Also there’s some drugs


Hamilton is a

Huge douchebag that wrote some stuff

Not a president

Dear Evan Hansen

Evan Hansen has

A big problem with lying

Wearing a striped shirt


Veronica has

A psychopathic boyfriend

They kill some people

Book of Mormon

Elder Price is a

Good mormon missionary

That loses his faith

A Very Potter Musical

Harry Potter is

A really cool dude sometimes

But also a jerk


Newsie boys are sad

So they go on a big strike

Now they are happy

this is all a joke so sorry if i insulted your favorite musical, thanks.

I’m sorry, but you said Broadway Ben

Did you mean

Riff Ben


Riff Ben


i have no words

me: *silent*
my mind: hello! my name is elder price, and i would like to share with you the most amazing book! hello! my name is alexander hamilton. my name is alexander hamilton. and wELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE ITS MY CANDY STORE ITS MY CANDY, ITS MY CANDY STORE– cause im tap tap tapping on the glass.  im JUST MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM , MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A PART Y , they say times are hard for dreamers but they are not haRD FoR ME - 

I need some Dear Evan Hansen mutuals!!

Hey, so I just set up this blog and wanna meet some peeps to, you know, / quote songs from our favourite bands, tell jokes no one understands /with!!
Please reblog (and maybe follow??) and I’ll check out your blog (and maybe follow)
Reblog if you post:
*Dear Evan Hansen
* Next to Normal
* Hamilton
* Wicked
* Book of Mormon
* Ben Platt
* Laura Dreyfuss
* Phillipa Soo
* Jasmine Cephas Jones
* Will Roland