elcor bouncer

This week has been awful so I’ve been making a list of things in Mass Effect that make me happy. Just because.
Anyway, I might as well post it. It’s all random.

Here goes:
-“I delete data like you on the way to real errors.”
-Din Korlack and Calyn’s bickering in ME1
-Grunt yelling “I AM KROGAN!” during fights
-Bringing Legion to Tali’s loyalty mission and the reaction of the Fleet
-That glitch that happens when you pick something up but it’s the end of a sad loyalty mission and right when it’s over you can hear Shepard screaming “THIS COULD BE USEFUL!”
-James Vega finally getting to work with his hero, Shepard, and earning their respect
-“Once more, the Salarian Union formerly requests that you not touch that.”
-Garrus imitating Liara: “By the Goddess”
-“Shepard! My friend!”
-Jack taking care of her students in ME3
-Miranda leaving Cerberus
-The elcor bouncer reacting to the guy who wants to get into Afterlife
-Story time with Zaeed
-FShep and Miranda being troubleshooting space divas together
-Shepard telling Khalisah Al-Jilani to “keep asking the hard questions”
-“Maya Brooks” managing to fool the crew
-Mordin singing
-Harbinger now ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
-Kai Leng trying to troll Shepard
-Every message Shepard gets that says “thank you for everything you’ve done”
-Ashley’s character arc
-“After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began.”
-The shortest interrogation ever
-Liara and Shepard’s bickering during Lair of the Shadow Broker
-Ann Bryson in the Leviathan DLC
-The one-liners after a Renegade action (“Too slow”, “You talk too much”)
-EDI asking question after question in ME3
-Shepard always making sure to tell Samantha that she did a good job, and never in a condescending way
-“The Normandy isn’t equipped to land in exploding volcanoes. They tend to fry our sensors and melt our hull. Just for future reference.”
-The fact that Samara can meditate away from others during the Citadel party and no one forces her to dance or talk
-Grunt surviving the mission with the Rachni
-The Normandy being reborn
-“I am a biotic god!”
-Nyreen being the much respected leader of the Talons
-Garrus being awkward, which happens more often than you would think
-All the Ashley and Kaidan interactions in ME1
-“I’m looking for my father, you bosh'tet!”
-The descriptions of planets, with some being just a list of elements they contain and others being like “DO NOT LAND! DANGER!” and you land anyway
-When the Suicide Mission is over and everyone survived
-Joker laughing for what seems like three hours in the Citadel DLC
-“No deal.”
-Tali and Legion ending up as friends
-Thane having a chance to reconcile with Kolyat
-Bray
-“I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line”
-Kasumi commenting on everything that’s happening in ME2 (also: Kasumi in general)
-Ashley wondering if anyone ever drowned in the lake on the Presidium
-Joker imitating Legion with Shepard giving them a look that says ‘please stop’
-“I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he’s funny.”
-That guy who went to Aria to get Shepard’s address and she gave it to him
-Shepard’s look on their face when their clone tell them “I should go”
-Flying with the mako followed by Critical Mission Failure
-EDI and Legion talking to each other in ME3
-The cool stuff in Dr Bryson’s lab
-“Hackett out.”
-Scientists calling Liara “the real deal”
-Ashley talking about her family
-Blasto
-“What’s with the Volus?”
-Purgatory Club Song
-Aria saying “I’m the boss, CEO, Queen, if you’re feeling dramatic” after doing something pretty dramatic
-Samantha’s toothbrush
-Going underwater in the Leviathan DLC
-Mordin trying to make Bakara and Garrus a thing, with Bakara replying “For the third time Doctor, I’m not interested!”
-Veetor'Nara
-“I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord”
-Shepard’s speeches
-Steve and James’ friendship
-That moment in the Citadel DLC where they all start shooting at the same time

I should probably stop right now, that’s already a lot.

  • Annoyed Human: Come on, let me in! Aria's expecting me, ugh!
  • Elcor Bouncer: Annoyed: If she were expecting you, you'd be inside.
  • Annoyed Human: You've let 10 people in while I've been standing here!
  • Elcor Bouncer: Uncaring: They were VIPs.
  • Annoyed Human: Can you even see me over here? Don't you know who I am?
  • Elcor Bouncer: Matter-of-factly: No. Get in line.
  • Annoyed Human: Look, I'll pay you. I'm prepared to offer you 50 credits.
  • Elcor Bouncer: With apparent interest: Double it.
  • Annoyed Human: Okay, 100 credits!
  • Elcor Bouncer: Amused: Double it.
  • Annoyed Human: Err... 200 credits?
  • Elcor Bouncer: Assertively: No. Get back in line.
  • Annoyed Human: I've had enough of this! Let me in, or I'll smash that smelly ass you call a face!
  • Elcor Bouncer: With barely constrained menace: Try it.
  • Annoyed Human: Whatever. I don't wanna go in there anyway...
Party v. Elcor Bouncer Round 1

“We are here to see Valentine.”

“Firmly: No personal robotic companions allowed.”

“We are not a robot, we are Geth, we are sentient and seperate from the Geth Collective.”

“With Great Annoyance and Sarcasm: Right, and I am the Queen of the Asari.”

Later…

“With Much Indignation: Bitch say waht?”