In ME1 especially, ever notice how the elcor are always “with genuine pleasure,” “sincere happiness,” when you talk to them? They’re always really happy to see humans. (Or at least tell you they are.) I think elcor think humans are cute.

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Guys. Guys. Talking Elcor plush. *heavy breathing*

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  • elcor 1:seductively. come here you foxy thing.
  • elcor 2:hesitant but longingly. this is all very sudden. maybe we should take things slow.
  • elcor 1:with loving passion. youre the only one for me. our attraction is greater than the gravitational pull of dekuuna.
  • elcor 2:sexily. okay

Sooo I just bought this talking Elcor plush… I thought it was super cute, but was not originally compelled to buy it until I saw what it said:

  • Affectionately: I love you.
  • Uncontrollable Glee: Ha..Ha…that tickles.
  • Manipulative Begging: Can we go see Blasto 6….Pleaaaaase.
  • Superstitious Fear: Can you check under the bed for reapers.
  • Continued Concern: Can you check the closet too.

I’M DYING