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mullette headcanons cause im g a r b a g e

  • Laf really loves baking and herc likes to watch and they always end up having a make out session before laf is even close to finishing the recipe
  • Legit herc is a clean freak. Hes always cleaning and shit
  • Not to mention that the room he keeps all of his stuff for his tailoring business is organized af
  • Laf fucking loves it when herc plays with his hair
  • He’s snoozing before he even knows it
  • Herc never makes the bed and laf gets huffy and puffy about it
  • Laf is constantly buying books and has like no where to put them all
  • HERC IS THE BEST FUCKING COOK AROUNNNDD
  • LIKE LEGIT HE MEMORIZES RECIPES AND COOKS THE BEST FUCKING DISHES AND LAF ABSOLUTELY LOVES HIS COOKING
  • Herc also wears a ‘kiss the cook’ apron
  • And u kno laf the little shit comes from behind and whispers in herc’s ear
  • “J'adorerais baiser le cuisinier” (I would love to kiss/fuck the cook)
  • And herc is just standing there and the look on his face says holy fUCK CAUSE HE LOOOVES IT WHEN LAF TALKS IN FRENCH EVEN IF HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD
  • Laf loves teaching herc how to speak in french
  • Like laf is so patient with herc its wonderful and even if herc has a hard time with pronunciation and stuff he ends up being SO proud of herc
  • Also
  • Herc loves it when laf speaks in english cause of his accent
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