el oh el right

  • Queen Rhea: I have finally found someone worthy for my son. Lena Luthor will be a proper Queen of New Daxam. She is superior to your pathetic self in every way
  • Kara Danvers: She is amazing isn't? Lena is just so kind and brilliant! And she has such a beautiful caring heart and...
  • Queen Rhea: Eh...aren't you dating my son?
  • Kara Danvers: Huh..? Who...oh right Mof El
  • Queen Rhea: MON EL
  • Kara Danvers: Right right N like LeNa. Did you know that Lena means "`alluring, temptress, light "? I mean could she be named any more perfectly?
  • Queen Rhea: I am trying to insult you here
  • Kara Danvers: Yeah yeah whatever. Can we talk more about Lena? Especially her amazing eyes? Aren't they just as gorgeous as the nebulas of...
  • Queen Rhea: I need a drink

Honestly, I think that if Kara and Lena will ever get together, James will throw a party just to thank the universe because he really can’t stand Mon El and even if he still has doubts about Lena he trusts Kara about it and just wants for her to be happy and clearly Mon El is not making her happy in the slightest. 

Kai/You Scenario- Anon Request

My first fic request~ hope that you like it. The prompt will be in the fic since the plot is kind of revealed through it. 

Thank you, anony :) i hope you like it :)))

Pair: you/jongin

“You have something on your face.”

The voice comes from somewhere to your left, where Jongin is buried neck-deep in a bucket of chicken. 

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thanks babe @headless-horsepossum for tagging me!!!!

THE LAST:

1. Drink: does a slushie count. 

2. Phone call: my mam

3. Text message: mam again

4. Song you listened to: uh my ringtone but the one in my head was something by the killers. 

5. Time you cried: the last Right Thursday bc of taz el oh el

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: ..ye ha

8. Been cheated on: noo 

9. Lost someone special: I mean probably. 

10. Been depressed: haha.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: ONLY ONCE AND NOW NEVER AGAIN HAHA

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: green blue yellow

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: deffo yeah

16. Fallen out of love: no good lord

17. Laughed until you cried: yeah lmao

18. Found out someone was talking about you: what no haha not bad things anyway

19. Met someone who changed you: yes

20. Found out who your friends are: uhhh I’m picky in the first place but maybe

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: …well yes but idk if we kissed or were fun friends first uh.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: very close to all 

23. Do you have any pets: Yeeee

24. Do you want to change your name: yeah but what else am I

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: uh I don’t remember 

26. What time did you wake up: like 7:30 which is time enough to move my car

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleep

28. Name something you can’t wait for: tbh going back to school going back to work going back to Pennsylvania… like. The rest of my life I guess 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Sunday. 

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: maybe the distance between me n bae on the reg. 

31. What are you listening right now: the wind and my upstairs neighbours goin thomp 

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: ye I lov tom 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: uh the Thomp but also just like. Me. because of some Stuff. 

34. Most visited Website: uh the onetab homepage lol.

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: nah but I do got a real big freckle on the back of my leg

36. Mark/s: on the back of my other leg is a real faint scar from a cat that scratched me. Also I got a tattoo this week does that count. 

37. Childhood dream: AS TRO NAUT 

38. Haircolor: dark brown

39. Long or short hair: short or die

40. Do you have a crush on someone: 😏

41. What do you like about yourself: lotsa stuff but it took a while. 

42. Piercings: earlobes but they’ve filled in bc I was dysphoric during high school but I didn’t know it haha

43. Bloodtype: a- I’m p sure
44. Nickname: possum, shay, shady, shay-z, etc

45. Relationship status: *insert pic of me with Bae*

46. Zodiac: pisces 

47. Pronouns: they/them/their

48. Favorite TV Show: uh well all time: avatar the last airbender probs. rn? It’s maybe Star Trek: Enterprise
49. Tattoos: a possum that bae drew under my left collarbone 

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: uh. The benign cyst on my eyelid when I was like seven. 

52. Hair dyed in different color: yeah a bunch but not right now. 

53. Sport: no but,,,, frisbee is fun,,,,

54. Vacation: to Pennsylvania 

55. Pair of trainers: lov my Keds

MORE GENERAL:

56. Eating: lov food

57. Drinking: alcohol is nice in moderation lol

58. I’m about to: MAKE TOASTER DOGS

59. Waiting for: Tomorrow so I can drive bae to the airport lame

60. Want: to watch clone wars…. w/ bae (I just kept this)

61. Get married: yes

62. Career: plant person idfk

WHICH IS BETTER

63. Hugs or kisses: fuck I love both. 

64. Lips or eyes: both again please

65. Shorter or taller: taller

66. Older or younger: older

67. Nice arms or nice stomach: …..both I love both

68. Sensitive or loud: cries both?

69. Hook up or relationship: relationship 

70. Troublemaker or hesitant: uh depends.

HAVE YOU EVER:

71. Kissed a stranger: yeah..

72. Drank hard liquor: it’s the only thing I drink 

73. Lost glasses/contact lenses: uh. No! Not that I can think of. 

74. Turned someone down: uh. Yeah

75. Sex in the first date: lol

76. Broken someone’s heart: I HOPE NOT BUT MAYBE I CRUSHED ONE A LIL

77. Had your heart broken: uh no

78. Been arrested: Lol no

79. Cried when someone died: yea h

80. Fallen for a friend: EYYYYYY

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: Yeah who else is gonna

82. Miracles: nnno

83. Love at first sight: not like. Good love. 

84. Santa Claus: Haha no

85. Kiss in the first date: yes if they r not creepy? And u wanna

86. Angels: only the ones from night vale 

87. Current best friends name: jo n becca n emma n jess n ally

88. Eyecolor: grey blue 

89. Favorite movie: The Martian for Sure (followed closely by Pacific Rim)

i’m tagging: uhhhhh @reallifepotato, @bite-sized-bitch, @keikigoodbetter if u wanna! lov u