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I don’t want it to be a one night stand: C.G**

So it’s 10:31pm when I started this, it’s Sunday and I have school tomorrow but well writing imagines lighten up my mood. So here it is. Also there might be some ‘I’ instead of ‘you’ through out it as I’m writing a fanfic. So excuse those errors.
WARNING: SMUT so sex, swearing etc etc Carl Gallagher.


It was your night out in south side Chicago, which really means going to the Alibi and ending up somewhere the next morning without knowing where or how you got there.You walked in to see the Alibi just as packed as it normally is which really isn’t that full, the Gallagher family over in the left side of the room arguing about god knows what, Syvetlana with Yevgeny, V and the twins talking, while Kev is over tending the bar and arguing with Frank about his ‘tab’ that never gets paid. You walked over to the bar “Move it Frank.” He complained “Oh shut the fuck up.” You pushed him out of his seat and proceeded to sit down “The usual Kev.” He passed over the usual rum and coke, you sat there slowly drinking it when this guy walked over, he said “Hey cutie.” You smiled “Hey there handsome.” He smiled “Let me get you a drink, my name is Carl Gallagher. Kev give this lovely lady a shot.” You laughed “Y/N Y/L/N.” Kev passed you a shot “Be nice Carl, Y/N is like my sister.” Carl said “Wait what? You know here and you didn’t introduce me to her? What the fuck Kev.”

You laughed “Maybe cause I would of introduced myself eventually.” That whole night was consisting of you and Carl drinking and laughing with Kev, Fiona his older sister informing us she was going home with Liam, Debbie, and a drunk Lip. Kev was closing for the night when he slid Carl a bottle of some drink he made. Carl grabbed your hand and led you outside when he called his brother you think Ian to come pick you two up.

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Aloin sataprosentittaa Stardew Valleytä, joten tää on ny lähinnä tällästä aggressiivista kalastusta.


Aattelin alkuun noiden vaikeimpien onkimiseen vittuuntuessa, että no hei, sit on vaan entistä voitokkaampi olo ku vihdoin onnistuu!


Ja paskan vitut, jokasen legendakalan kiinnisaamisen jälkeen on vaa jääny pelkkä laimennettu vitutus eikä sellasta “jes, vihdoin!” fiilistä.

Saa enemmän mielihyvää jonku peruspaskamuikun kans, mitä on pitäny onkia johonki tehtävään ja jonka saamiseen on kestäny loppujen lopuks tyylii koko vuodenaika (koska sieltä tulee vaa jotain toista kalaa).

Hey, guys! Our final artist lineup is finally here!

We received a great deal of talent, and it was really hard to only choose a select group. But here are our contributors!

@lookerdewitt / @raposabrancaart / @pinkspiderstudios / @ajihaew /  @officialbarokvanzieks / @lawyersuperpowers / @applejustice / @ur-1 @obtuselyrelated / @faithfulcompanion / @caramellody / @halineart / @aqauina / @zeekubeast / @commanderfreddy / @eoji / @rabaroo / @godslayerboyfriend / @nessiemccormick / @klapollo / @multiple-non-alcoholic-dogs / @m-p-n-b / @dkthunderiv / eteiaite / @tir-amy-su / @pastelwitchdraws / @lukeatmey / @pandasayori@aceattorneyhell / @lesbianedgeworth / @motherleeds / choloboshoka / @mogoliz / @soupery / @omoulo@tfwlawyers / @whalesharked / @bisexualtrucy / @fairyturds / butterflyswimmer / @brbaltering / @cteranodon / @rubbersoda / @evil-ekat / @trashkuma / @absdood

Thanks again to all of our entrants, and congratulations to our artists! We appreciate everything you’ve done to help make this project a reality!

anonymous asked:

Mä ostin tänää mun ekat boxerit!!! Ja se myyjä ei kattonu mua yhtään oudosti!!!! Oon älyttömän ylpee itestäni <3

Onnittelut! Bokserit kuuluu kaikille!

Ihan tulevaisuuden varalle ja muille boksereista haaveileville: myyjiä ei oikeesti kiinnosta yhtään mitä muut ostaa, ja vaikka kiinnostaiskin, niin “eri sukupuolen” vaatteiden ostaminen ei ole mitenkään poikkeuksellista, koska ostaahan ihmiset jatkuvasti lahjoja toisilleen :) Jos silti ahdistaa, niin voi ajoittaa vaatteiden ja vastaavien hölmösti sukupuolitettujen juttujen ostamisen äitienpäivän/isänpäivän/joulun alle. Kokoja kannattaa miettiä etukäteen, jos vaikka myyjä tulee tarjoamaan apua, niin ei mee sit kaupassa ihan lukkoon.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm an avid davejadekat shipper and I've seen many dav//ekats saying that Dave and karkat are both "uncomfortable" in poly ships. However I have yet to see proof of this. Could you hook me up with something? (If there is anything)

They’re probably referencing the time when Dave and Terezi were dating and Karkat trying to convince Dave that they could share her based on Quadrant Vacillation (like Dave could date her flushed when Karkat was feeling black on her and Dave could kinda just leave the equation when Karkat started feeling red) but Dave didn’t understand Quadrant System (side step: which is why he inevitably broke up with TZ) but aside from the non-understanding of the system, Terezi wasn’t even apart of the conversation and it was bad.

But we’re dealing with a much different and understanding Dave post-retcon and also a human polyamorous relationship and not a troll quadrant vacillation system so who knows.

Child AU: Altin-Plisetskys daily things
  • Yuri: Dmitri. Where do you think you're going wearing THAT ?!
  • Dmitri: uh, Ekate is organizing a huge party tonight so... two streets over ?
  • Yuri: ... are Adam, Camille and Yu Li gonna be there
  • Dmitri: ....... no
  • Altair, passing by: yes they are
  • Dmitri: ALTAIR YOU TRAITOR
  • Otabek: well, Yura, he does take after you
  • Yuri: excuse me what I wasn't going around wearing an almost see-through shirt at 15 ?!
  • Dmitri: yeah right you were too busy getting Dad to bite your gloves off on the ice amirite
  • Yuri: .....
  • Altair: Dmitri, 1, Yuri, 0
  • Yuri: well I-
  • Dmitri: you know I'm right
  • Otabek: yes Yura, you know he is
  • Yuri: BEKA DON'T YOU DARE SMIRKING AT ME

it is I the FWM, I have been looking through the Steven Universe multiverse and I actually want to show you guys the different worlds I found.
I’ll show you what the Steven from these differnet timelines looks like and tell you what each world is.


(PS: I’ll label each world by earths, just like Marvel and DC, like earth-1, earth-2, etc like that)


Earth-1 (the main timeline)
this is the canon earth, the one we know from the show Steven Universe, you can guess what this earth is, because you have seen it on tv

Earth-1 is discovered by Rebecca Sugar

Earth-2 (Steven Lazuli)
before you say anything else. no this is not an earth where Lapis is Steven’s mother, this is a timeline where Lapis Lazuil managed to break herself free from the mirror and kidnapped Steven when he was about 1 year old, years goes on and Lapis takes care of Steven like if he was her own son.
this timeline has a lot of interesting things escpecially with the characters, Garnet doesn’t exist, Pearl’s a secret agent of a human organization and let’s not forget about Wildcard.
yeah this earth is great!

Earth-2 is discovered by Zipper mom

here’s the fanfiction

Earth-4 (ConnieSwap)
this is a combination of Momswap and Connieshift! Connie is the half-gem, the Crystal Gems are Lapis, Peridot and Jasper and this Steven has HEARING AIDS!
seriously, Steven has a hearing problem, which I guess is something like Connie’s glasses, but what is more strange is CONNIE HAS GLASSES ON THIS EARTH! which means she doesn’t have healing spit, looks like someone needs to get spit in the ears…

Earth-4 is discovered by  br42, BurdenKing and MjStudioArts

here’s the fanfiction series on AO3


Earth-5 (Gemswap)
now if you think Steven having hearing aids on earth-4 is weird then this earth is him having glasses too!
of course the reason is that he’s smart now, as this earth has some personalities swaps, Steven has Peridot’s smartness while Peridot got Steven’s happiness, also Pearl swaps with Amerthyst, Jasper swaps with Lapis and Garnet is the same.

Earth-5 is discovered by  mushroom-cookie-bears

Earth-7 (Infected Gems)
this earth is fudged up! zombies everywhere and the only survivors are Steven, Connie, Sadie and Peridot and have to survive wave of the undead horde from the pink controller.
I don’t want to be in this universe if you are killable…

Earth-7 is discovered by InfectedGemAU

Earth-9 (Nora Universe)
rule number 63

Earth-9 is discovered by Noraverse

Earth-10 (Mirror Boy)
this earth has someone named the Mirror Boy (or as we known him as Steven) who has wings.
basicly if Steven had Steven’s life, which means Steven had a good reason to stab Bismuth…

the discovery of this AU is unknown

Earth-11 (Connieshift)
connieShift is a universe where Steven is full human and Connie is Half-gem… that’s it, basically the timeline is the same but some things are different because Connie is smarter.

Earth-11 is discovered by  mechandra

Earth-14 (Steven Diamond)
on this timeline, Steven’s mother is Yellow Diamond, which means this Steven is evil… so if you wonder what evil Steven would be like, earth-14 is your answer

Earth-14 is discovered by baixinha-su

Earth-15 (Quartz)
this is a timeline where Rose was shattered during the final battle of the gem war, the crystal gems were victorious, but Rose was in two pieces, one to the gems and another to homeworld, homeworld use the gem to create a hybrid and Quartz was born.
Quartz is loyal to yellow diamond and vow himself to destroy the Crystal Gems and take back the planet earth.

Earth-15 was discovered by  Evil-Ekat

here’s the Fanfiction

Earth-25 (Fresh)
three ways to tell you what this universe is:
1) a universe where everyone acts like Dippy Fresh
2) the SU version of Underfresh
3) a universe where 90s raves are highly popular that everyone wore bright clothing, dance to raves and behave like rappers

Earth-25 is discovered by me


there are other earths but some of them the Stevens are basically the same as Earth-1
but there will be more to come, just need to dig deep within the multiverse.


side note: some of these are made by other people and not me.

anonymous asked:

a dragon eats all sunflower from ace!

“Hey, you stupid oversized lizard!  A man screamed into a cave, hand holding a sword and a torch. “Come out and fight me!”

A dragon rose its head from its paws giving the tiny screaming human a considering look. He blew a short breath from his mouth before turning to the other dragon in the nest. “What is he saying yoi?” 

Sabo peaked an eye open, watching as their uninvited guest stomped his way to stand before them, screaming something in that odd high pitch tongue of man.

You ate my sunflowers! Prepare for punishment!” 

Sabo, let out a low rumble inching towards Marco who lazily wraps his tail with his. He remembers this human, on his way over he had the sudden craving for a flower.

The little sword bearing human had a tasty one in his hand when Sabo swooped down from the sky to have a taste. He guessed the human wasn’t happy that he ate his whole field too while he was there grabbing a snack.

But it wasn’t his fault, shedding season gave him a larger appetite. Also, his first mating circle was coming up and Sabo thinks he can get away with one extra flower field or two.

“He’s mad about-”

“egami ym ekat lliw uoy, lamron ot kcab si dleif ym litnu! “ The human screamed and both dragons snapped to attention when Magic binds circled around them.

A magic user!? Weren’t all magic users dead!? The sword the man brought is laying on the ground, he is waving those old little hands at them and he seems pleased with himself. 

Suddenly they shrunk bodies shifting from large majestic beasts to tiny weak humans.  Sabo stared at Marco stunned- they’ve been forced shapeshift, they’ve been forced shapeshift!-  and he regrets eating that field now.

They have been bound somehow. This human holds their lives in his hands, and he can keep them in that form as long as he want’s. Sabo may never experience his mating circle, and the thought nearly brings him to tears. 

“Wow….you’re both very attractive.”  The human says sounding confused “that wasn’t supposed to make you attractive…does that mean I’m attractive?!”

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ARIES

Alek Wek, Constance Jablonski, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsey Wixson, Hilary Rhoda, Aline Weber, Elle Macpherson, Heidi Mount, Jacquelyn Jablonski, Josephine Skriver, Paulina Porizkova, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Saskia de Brauw, Tatjana Patitz, Malaika Firth, Yumi Lambert, Lily McMenamy, Yasmeen Ghauri, Thylane Blondeau, Suvi Koponen, Alyona Osmanova, Myf Shepherd, Andreea Diaconu, Sara Blomqvist, Zhenya Katava, Anastasia Khozzisova, Melodie Monrose, Julia Frauche, Manon Leloup, Marine Vacth

TAURUS

Linda Evangelista, Miranda Kerr, Xiao Wen Ju, Sigrid Agren, Jessica Stam, Laetitia Casta, Eniko Mihalik, Karmen Pedaru, Raquel Zimmermann, Ali Stephens, Ali Michael, Behati Prinsloo, Kim Noorda, Martha Hunt, Veruschka, Stella Maxwell, Gigi Hadid, Milagros Schmoll, Giedre Dukauskaite, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Grace Jones, Peggy Moffitt, Binx Walton, Mica Arganaraz, Ros Georgiou, Bambi Northwood-Blyth, Issa Lish, Lia Pavlova, Odette Pavlova

GEMINI

Abbey Lee Kershaw, Naomi Campbell, Frida Gustavsson, Sasha Luss, Anja Rubik, Adriana Lima, Tanya Dziahileva, Vittoria Ceretti, Hana Jirickova, Ana Beatriz Barros, Alana Zimmer, Cameron Russell, Natalie Westling, Cintia Dicker, Catherine McNeil, Crystal Renn, Daul Kim, Heidi Klum, Irina Lazareanu, Karen Mulder, Malgosia Bela, Denisa Dvorakova, Zuzanna Bijoch, Grace Mahary, Ieva Laguna, Tao Okamoto, Alison Nix, Kelly Mittendorf, Bar Refaeli, Ruth Bell, May Bell, Dovima, Emily Ratajkowski, Valery Kaufman

CANCER

Gisele Bundchen, Natasha Poly, Vlada Roslyakova, Ginta Lapina, Joan Smalls, Caroline Trentini, Isabeli Fontana, Jerry Hall, Pat Cleveland, Anais Pouliot, Bruna Tenorio, Caroline Brasch Nielsen, Flavia de Oliveira, Iris Struebegger, Missy Rayder, Patricia van der Vilet, Petra Nemcova, Viktoriya Sasonkina, Ruslana Korshunova, Sara Sampaio, Toni Garrn, Romee Strijd, Julia Nobis, Polina Kouklina, Mirte Maas, Jessica White, Charlotte Free, Sky Ferreira, Alexandra Agoston

LEO

Karlie Kloss, Iman, Siri Tollerod, Cara Delevingne, Anna Selezneva, Olga Sherer, Kendra Spears, Irina Kulikova, Carolyn Murphy, Elise Crombez, Heather Marks, Iekeliene Stange, Marina Perez, Naty Chabanenko, Stephanie Seymour, Jourdan Dunn, Devon Aoki, Anja Konstantinova, Ines de la Fressange, Julia Bergshoeff, Sam Rollinson, Alexandra Tomlinson

VIRGO

Mariacarla Boscono, Twiggy, Claudia Schiffer, Carmen Kass, Maryna Linchuk, Arizona Muse, Coco Rocha, Eugenia Volodina, Andreja Pejic, Guinevere Van Seenus, Iselin Steiro, Natasa Vojnovic, Kate Grigorieva, Dewi Driegen, Tasha Tilberg, Milana Keller, Ruby Aldridge, Poppy Delevingne, Noemie Lenoir, Mona Johannesson, Nadine Strittmatter, Anna Jagodzinska, Emina Cunmulaj, Du Juan, Molly Bair, Lexi Boling, Aya Jones, Maartje Verhoef, Kristine Froseth, Alexandra Elizabeth Ljadov, Daga Ziober, Esther Heesch

LIBRA

Freja Beha Erichsen, Magdalena Frackowiak, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Daria Strokous, Aymeline Valade, Barbara Palvin, Candice Swanepoel, Sui He, Valentina Zelyaeva, Imaan Hammam, Cindy Bruna, Lais Ribeiro, Jacquetta Wheeler, Ola Rudnicka, Bella Hadid, Cora Emmanuel

SCORPIO

Gemma Ward, Daria Werbowy, Lindsay Ellingson, Julia Stegner, Isabel Goulart, Elsa Hosk, Lakshmi Menon, Lily Aldridge, Yasmin Le Bon, Maria Borges, Vanessa Axente, Kendall Jenner, Dorothea Barth Jorgensen, Lauren Hutton, Jean Shrimpton, Codie Young,  Joséphine Le Tutour, Shannan Click, Amanda Murphy, Grace Hartzel

SAGITTARIUS

Snejana Onopka, Lara Stone, Stella Tennant, Kristen McMenamy, Kasia Struss, Hana Soukupova, Bette Franke, Bridget Hall, Chanel Iman, Dree Hemingway, Ashley Graham, Grace Hartzel, Frida Aasen, Kati Nescher, Milla Jovovich, Shalom Harlow, Tyra Banks, Serafima Vakulenko, Alla Kostromichova, Kate Bogucharskaia, Penelope Tree, Adina Fohlin, Regina Feoktistova, Ajak Deng, Luma Grothe, Willow Hand

CAPRICORN

Kate Moss, Christy Turlington, Helena Christensen, Lily Cole, Jac Jagaciak, Edita Vilkeviciute, Blanca Padilla, Daphne Groeneveld, Georgia May Jagger, Erin Wasson, Karen Elson, Anabela Belikova, Angela Lindvall, Carla Bruni, Irina Shayk, Lisa Cant, Michaela Kocianova, Nimue Smit, Blanca Padilla, Nadine Leopold, Camille Rowe, Nastya Kusakina, Sessilee Lopez, Diana Dondoe, Suki Waterhouse, Alison Nix

AQUARIUS

Sasha Pivovarova, Doutzen Kroes, Gia Carangi, Liu Wen, Lily Donaldson, Agyness Deyn, Anouck Lepere, Frederikke Sofie, Frankie Rayder, Ksenia Kahnovich, Masha Novoselova, Meghan Collison, Daniela Braga, Shanina Shaik, Lineisy Montero, Jasmine Tookes, Patricia Schmid, Eliza Cummings, Daisy Lowe, Anais Mali, Rie Rasmussen, Erin O'Connor, Marisa Berenson, Janice Dickinson, Tanya Katysheva, Daniela Braga, Hollie-May Saker, Mina Cvetkovic

PISCES

Eva Herzigova, Natalia Vodianova, Tilda Lindstam, Karolina Kurkova, Cindy Crawford, Fei Fei Sun, Liya Kebede, Anna Ewers, Anne Vyalitsyna, Bianca Balti, Bergje Heinen, Emily DiDonato, Erin Heatherton, Hannah Holman, Inguna Butane, Kinga Rajzak, Ming Xi, Nadja Auermann, Devon Windsor, Taylor Marie Hill, Tiiu Kuik, Anne-Catherine Lacroix, Marloes Horst, Hailey Clauson, Diana Moldovan, Patti Hansen, Colette Pechekhonova, Anna Cleveland, Esther Canadas, Ekat Kiseleva

next homestuck snapd8: jade crashing at different people’s houses and being happy with all her friends. she still does music stuff with dave. she and kanaya do gardening with all the new earth C flowers. she talks about being furry trash with dirk. still no sign of jane, roxy or callie. terezi calls her a nerd and throws dog treats at her