‘You’re stealing all the valuables in my betrothed’s house and I just walked in and caught you in the act but honestly he’s an ass and I hate that I’m marrying him just because our families arranged it so hey… do you think you could steal me too’ AU
How to tell if an INTJ likes you (as a person, or otherwise)
They’re still talking to you (and are not thoroughly bored or annoyed by you)
They link you to stuff… mostly YouTube videos. (What is with INTJs and YouTube, seriously?!)
If you have a problem, they a) listen to you talk/complain about it, and b) find a workable solution.
They may also tell you what to do.
They get randomly playful and affectionate.
They tease you about silly things you did/said, making them into horrible inside jokes which you will never, ever live down. Ever. (Don’t worry, INTJ, I also remember very embarrassing things about you. It’s on.)
I personally love how Taylor is sending everyone a burrito blanket, so every time they use it they can be reminded of how much she loves them. Or it’s her parental instincts kicking in because its cold.
The trumpet has obviously been drinking Because he’s fucking up even the simplest lines I’d say it’s a sight that’s quite worth seeing It’s just that everyone’s interest is stronger than mine And when they clean the street I’ll be the only shit that’s left behind