either way i'm down

Subaru: You need to appreciate the little things in life, like Kanato for example.

Kanato: You’re going to regret that, you overrated brand of car.

Subaru: Ha! What are you gonna do? Punch me in the knee?

So I was thinking about that Lindworm Zarcray Au but like in a more modern setting.

Yusho and Yoko have two sons Zarc and Yuya, with Zarc being the oldest by about five to ten years.

Yuya and Yuzu are childhood sweethearts and when they turn eighteen they want to get married.

But Zarc is a loser who lives in the basement of their house and hasn’t gotten married yet.

As per Sakaki family tradition Yuya can’t marry Yuzu until Zarc gets married.

Yuya tries setting up his big bro but it never works - Zarc always drives the girls away or creeps them out with his dragon obsession. And Yuya starts to believe that it’s hopeless and starts to give up.

Then one day Reiji (he, Himika and Reira are family friends) says that his father Leo is coming back to town and is bringing his half-sister Ray.

Both families have dinner together since Yusho and Leo are old time friends.

Zarc is being obnoxious at the dinner and after some time Ray has had ENOUGH and she blows up at Zarc.

The two get into an argument but Yuya notices that while they’re shouting at each other they keep saying stuff like “WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE BUT DUMB AS BRICKS??” “WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY OF AN ANGEL BUT ARE SUCH A BITCH???”

And Yuya is like “omg, I got to set these two up so I can finally marry Yuzu.”

So cue matchmakers Yuya and Yuzu (and occasional Reiji and Reira) trying to get the two most stubborn people in all of Maimi City to date each other (possibly with a time limit until Leo has to leave).

Also later when they ‘hook up’ Zarc is embarrassed and doesn’t know what to do and his like, “Wanna see my dragon collection?”

And Ray just starts to unzip his jacket and says “I’d rather see YOUR dragon.”

And Zarc just eeps.

(54) Gladio’s pick up lines.

Gladio: Hey, Iggy. Do you know what’s better than sunflowers on a piano?
Ignis: …? What?
Gladio: Tulips on an organ.
Ignis: Hm…okay?
Gladio: …
Ignis: …
Gladio: :)
Ignis: …*gaSPS*
Ignis: GODDAMMIT GLADIO

Uthvir is incredibly fun to draw! I hope I did them some justice. I love seeing all the art of them and thenvunin <3 -DaggerArcadia

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

I found sketchedatrocities’ Steven Universe Momswap AU comics a while back, and they inspired me to think of something similar for Transformers Animated.

And so I present: An AU where Sari befriends the Decepticons instead of the Autobots.

  • Megatron getting his body back a lot sooner because his followers have connections with the Sumdac family
  • Everybody except for Blackarachnia having to practically crawl to get through the warehouse entrance
  • Sari in a Megatron costume for Halloween
  • Sari hanging out with Blackarachnia, gradually convincing her that her organic side isn’t necessarily a terrible thing
  • The sheer magnitude of Sari and Blitzwing’s shenanigans
  • Sari knowing exactly which compliments to use on Starscream to get him to do what she wants (and it working every single time because Starscream)
  • Responsible Adult Figure Blackarachnia (for when Responsible Adult Figure Megatron is busy)
  • Powell kicking Sari and her dad out of Sumdac Tower (instead of Isaac getting kidnapped, it’s because unleashing Decepticons on Detroit would be seen as grounds for legal removal) and the ‘Cons subsequently shooting him into space
  • Blackarachnia becoming entirely too worried when Sari gets upgraded, because holy slag you haven’t been vaccinated for Cybertronian diseases do you even realize how many of them you are now susceptible to Sari do you??
  • Basically seeing the one group of people who are least qualified to supervise a child actually doing a half-decent job at caring for said child
  • Also Optimus is probably dead forever

anonymous asked:

ChuuAtsu is ok but... *Whispers* What about AtsuChuu? Like... Atsushi being the seme~.

Originally posted by imthehuman

I don’t even know who u are but I like how u think

so before i know the outcome of game 6, win or lose, i’d like to be That Bitch and just say i’m proud of the leafs for being tougher than anyone gave them credit for, and also that i’m super happy to have met the mutuals i have because of the leafs.

“There’s bags back there if you’re going to puke at any moment for whatever reason. Paper, plastic. Your choice. Water, too, if you need that. But, uh, if you want to puke anywhere in this car and pay for the damage, that’s fine too. I wouldn’t prefer it, but I need a good excuse to have this thing detailed.”