eileen is so good

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HELLO I AM ON BREAK SO WELCOME TO ALFRED HELL

ft. this week’s headline for Yharnam Daily: “Local creep flirts with hunter and gets drop kicked by bird mother”

gryles 2017 for vee @ladsfm

okay ah vee wanted this UPDATED!!! to add the start of the year too so! edited again!

heres a basic recap i guess but uhhh

  • harry nd nick literally spent xmas together aGAIN and they mention it casually as fUCK 
  • they started off their year domestic and shit how fucking adorable #netflixnchillncurry
  • okay so we didnt even KNOw this happened until they talked bout it in the sott premiere but! they literally spent a whole goddamn day together just dedicated to listening to ?? sott?? hs1?? i feel like they listened to the whole fucking album but im also pretty sure nick was like ‘no i didnt hear the album before!! this is all new!!’ when harry went on for the hs1 premiere but whatever nicks a fuckin liar we all kno it
  • im dying it was one album song like IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HOUR and they met up in the MORNING and didnt listen till afterNOON whatthe FUCK they literally spent all DAY together cos they were so NERVOUS what fools
  • then we have: ladzfm 2.0 aka sott premiere aka: “I feel lucky to be playing my first song with one of my best friends.” aka our collective death
  • we got a lot of good shit in this interview im actualy crying rereading it all what the fuck HMM SO WE GOT #fontchat, nick talking about trying to cook a roast for harry with remi IN LA, nick admitting that harry was one of 4 people nick told about getting breakfast (two being his parents FUCK), #ronniewoodchat??? nicks life is so weird, OH POST BRITS CHAT FUCK!, confirmed that nick and anne text on the reg, dog collar chat #legendsonly, #tbt to when they saw rita at G-A-Y , other cute shit
  • THANKS FOR HAVING ME. LOVE YOU. H.
  • also this like idk how to describe it but nick and harry are BOTH the sun for eachother and they literlly light each other up
  • nick being adorable about it on insta too
  • okay now its the original post but i fixed those links you told me were wrong
  • okay i feel like u know that nick flew to america to take his mum on a holiday then like also watch harry debut on snl but i feel like revisiting so
  • there was ANNE that fucked us up to begin with
  • then when nick turned up at the snl studios??
  • like we were waiting for it but we never fucking expected it to actually happen what the fuck
  • nick looked so good when he was there fuck me
  • harry smiling and waving at his lil home party of 2
  • him and eileen going to the afterparty and chillin with jimmy whatshisface, eileen partying till the am?
  • uhh hardly important but idk
  • nick looks so fkin good even hungover as fuck after partying all night and celebrating (marrying) harry
  • MOVING ON FROM THEIR AMERICAN MARRIAGE
  • the tweet got deleted ugh but nick was spotted at harrys graham norton performance! love a supportive husband!
  • harry came on the show for an hour for his album release party and? it was LIVE
  • started with nick complimenting harry on his outfit made outta tea towels
  • harry saves the audios that nick sends him when harry was sharing album clips and nick sung his own versions #confirmed
  • omg notebook chat was in this interview ugh
  • <3
  • jonna just posted this like last week and im still crying
  • MOVING ON FROM LADZFM TO: MALLORCA
  • okay first off nick looks fit as fuck in mallorca so
  • nick went to both the hens party and the stag do what a fuckin loser
  • hun! oh HUN
  • okay i think we got like ppl rumouring that harry was in mallorca but EMILY CAME THRU for us and posted this
  • the girls lookd so lovely at the wedding tho ahhh
  • this is what harry married i love Him
  • nick and harry musta been sharin a room cos nick was wearin his clothes aww
  • so basically nick blasted the hell outta wild thoughts on this holiday and put green hearts on fuckin everything so i did this mess
  • okay mallorcas over rip back to ldn life
  • nick got emo again idk
  • whatever they went out for LUNCH 
  • what the fuck how domestic
  • OH A GOOD DAY HERE
  • nick went to see dunkirk by himself cos he couldnt make the premiere etc etc 
  • completely by himself im dyin
  • then we were all like HEY I HOPE HE STILL MAKES THE PREMIERE cos liek we didnt know he was busy so when he rocked up to host this car gig or whatever we were all like hmm proud of u host grimshaw but also hun :/
  • and also the bleach makeup launch was on that night so like a lot of harrys close ldn crew pals missed the ldn premiere too and we were all like awww poor harry
  • BUT THEN
  • both HARRY and NICK rocked up at the bleach party!
  • they both looked fit as everyloving FUCK this night too
  • N I C E
  • fucked up we never got an actual HQ pic of nick and harry together but you can see nicks arm in this on the right omg
  • im still gellz
  • OKAY MOVING ONTO HARRY COMING ONTO THE SHOW FOR LADZFM 4.0 to talk about DUNKIRK
  • unfortch it was prerecorded but like still
  • nick looked amazing (and harry took those pics and u cant tell me otherwise)
  • uhh some good quotes one two three four five 
  • they look lovely im stressed
  • (nick in glasses lookin like a doctor)
  • OKAY MOVING ON TO NICKS BDAY
  • harry was MIA? for nicks actual bday SO INSTEAD they celebrated together (with harry lambert) a couple day early!!
  • nice lil lunch <3
  • SHOPPING WITH BAE
  • nick looks rly fit
  • i cant beleive harry brought him the goddamn shoes
  • i cant belvie how much nick loves them
  • like full on 100% loves them
  • (harry has rly similar shoes too goddamn matchy matchy kids)
  • fast forward to later augugst where
  • NICK AND HARRY GONNA DO A BBC SPECIAL TOGETHER
  • aka Harry Styles at the BBC
  • then like FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED nick andharry were already up north filming one two three
  • NICK N HARRY LOOKED ADORBALE TOGEHTER
  • nick tweeted about being off air for 3 days and jeff liked it :)
  • in the actual recording harry wears his usual florals  yeh nick actually fucking posted that to his own instagram story what thte fuck i love 2017
  • nick? murder me?
  • ahhh
  • ALSO ANNE AND EILEEN SAT TOGETHER IN THE AUDIENCE HOW FUJCING SWEET WTF
  • and THATS basically it for the past couple of months? there was this mention the other day but apart from that!
  • EDIT: I FUCKING FORGOT TO ADD THAT HARRY COVERED WILD THOUGHTS IN THE BBC RADIO ONE LIVE LOUNGE which: what the Fuck

anyway I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU IM SORRY THIS IS A MESS HOPE UR DOIN OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art thing me and olibathore did
Nice mario kart does happen sometimes, but henryk will never stop being a  sore loser. Maybe if he stopped trying to play while wearing gloves, he’d do a wee better and stop [muffled sulking]

wow i guess spn still isn’t done with the trend of bringing back old awesome characters just to kill them off terribly

missouri was awesome leave our old school characters alone you bastards

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If you ain’t first, you’re last.

Texadega nights done. 21 laps on Texas motor speedway from 11:15 pm until well…you finished but 6:00am was the official end.

How does one write a race report for a course like this? We took a left, then another left, then went straight then left again and another left. X21. The embankment starting to get to me. My right ankle and hip feel it. Luckily it was only on one straightaway. Otherwise pretty flat.


We had a pit row area set up for out stuff. I was in spot 15…not really a relevant detail. Other groups, relay teams and 6/9 mile runners had tents and other party gear (I got 8 free beers from someone.) I did not have much stuff. Food and a change of shoes, plus my stylish paper jacket from Cowtown. (They gave those out instead of Mylar blankets.)

From there we ran laps. There were just over 200 people running. It wasn’t too crowded, though someone cut me off because they weren’t paying attention. A few families walking 4-5 abreast but they stayed to the right. Which is a huge win! It was best to pass left, so thank you families.

I counted women as I went. I knew I was two laps up on the next closest woman. One woman dropped, which I had noticed I hadn’t passed her in a few laps so it made sense. She dropped near the 4;00 range with 10 of 21 laps completed. Everyone else finished.

And I won the women’s race. Isn’t that trophy awesome?? Very appropriate.

I got home around 6am. Robin and Belynda came out to cheer so I stuck with them while Eileen finished. It was a good night with some awesome friends, on a course that had its own challenges but was a unique opportunity. I run at the speedway a lot, that 5 mile loop, but never one the speedway. It was unreal driving in and parking on the infield. So giant and impressive.

Oh and they had a photo booth for after the race. That was neat! I finished just in time to get a picture, since they were packing up. That’s the downside of the longer distances. And overnight. The band and volunteers and few spectators that started the night went home. But the race staff was there–in nascar jumpsuits and everything. It was a great race. Guess I did have a lot to say. I’ll end with this: Shake n bake Ricky Bobby.