• Jonathan: Mike.
  • Mike: Yeah, what is it?
  • Jonathan: Can I tell you a secret?
  • Mike: Go ahead.
  • Jonathan: I'm dating your sister.
  • Mike (sarcastic): Wow, I totally did not know that.
  • Jonathan: Let's just keep this between us-
  • Hopper (joining conversation): Jonathan, can I tell you a secret?
  • Jonathan: Uh...sure Chief, go ahead.
  • Hopper: I'm dating your mom.
  • Jonathan and Mike (sarcastic): Whoa, that's shocking as hell!
  • Mike: Since we're all telling secrets, can I tell one of my own?
  • Hopper: What is it?
  • Mike (to Hopper): I'm dating your daughter.
  • Hopper: Hold the fuck on, you're what now?!
  • Mike (scared): ...are you being sarcastic? Come on, this is the part where you say you didn't know in a sarcastic tone.
  • Steve (enters room): Guys, I HAVE A SECRET TO SHARE!
  • Jonathan, Mike, and Hopper: What?!
  • Steve: I'M DATING KALI.
  • Mike: ...that's the first legitimate secret that I didn't know about. I did not see that coming.
  • Jonathan: Who the fuck is Kali?!
The Sun in the Houses

The Sun in the first house: It is essential that you affirm your personality. You are active, egocentric, worthy and proud of your accomplishments. Success comes through your personal efforts.

The Sun in the second house: You have the practical sense, you are tenacious, interested in money, and skillful in judging the value of things. Your material goods reflect your deeper values. Financial stability is important to you, and its achievement brings you satisfaction.

The Sun in the third house: Curious and loquacious, you gather information and express yourself with ease, in writing and otherwise. Travel and brothers and sisters play an important role in your life.

The Sun in the fourth house: You are intuitive and introverted, with a strong sense of self and a strong attachment to your ancestors. The home and family play a central role.

The Sun in the fifth house: In search of pleasure, romantic, you find happiness through love, children and activities that give you the opportunity to express your creativity.

The Sun in the sixth house: It is essential for you to find a fulfilling job, because you are fully dedicated to your job and you define yourself by it. Although you are worried about your health, it is usually good. Whatever your solar sign, you tend to be perfectionist.

The Sun in the seventh house: Marriage and other relationships are essential to you, although you may waver between the fear of isolation and the fear of commitment. The balance of forces is a problem in relational life.

The Sun in the eighth house: You are a deeply emotional person whose need for exploration of your own psyche supports liberation and transformation. Sex, money and besquets of all kinds play an important role in your life.

The Sun in the ninth house: You are all your life a researcher who wants to find a meaning and broaden his consciousness through studies, religion, philosophy, and travel.

The Sun in the tenth house: Your determination to succeed and your desire for public recognition make you a natural leader, and these are excellent indicators for a professional success.

The Sun in the eleventh house: You have high ideals and high aspirations, many friends, and the ability to work well in groups.

The Sun in the twelfth house: Intuitive, solitary and secret, you prefer to stay behind the scenes, and you may be in danger of isolation. Spiritual activities attract you. You may be engaging in big institutions such as hospitals or prisons.