Requested: Ace Jugheadxreader fic where the gang all think they’re a thing because they’re so cutsie.
Warning: Will offend people who think asexuality isn’t real, you can clear right off now thanks, yours sincerely- someone who isn’t real apparently.
A/N: Aww she a cute fic. This is not how all aces are together (obvi). Jugheadxreader in this are not sex repulsed aces. Educate yourselves huns
“Juggy if you don’t stop tickling me we’re going to have serious issues” you laughed at the big raven haired goof alongside you.
“Aww come on ynn-ie you’re so much fun to tease” he continued to attempt to tickle you
“Would you two just get a room already oh my god!” Veronica rolled her eyes and archie added, “Yeah we’re trying to eat here and ye’re basically having sex on the diner table”
The both of you looked at each other and then burst into laughter. Pops was mostly empty, just a few stragglers and your small group of friends.
Jughead kept a hand on your thigh and you leaned on him, happy as ever and blind to what your friends were seeing, you two continued to mess around.
The gang exchanged looks all the way through dinner as Jug and you shared chips((or fries…but its chips…end of discussion)) totally oblivious to your surroundings.
“WOULD YOU TWO JUST TELL US YOU’RE TOGETHER ALREADY!!!” archie finally snapped and practically came over the table to you two giving you both a fright. The group all looked on bewildered at Archie.
“What? We were all thinking it and saying it to each other…i just finally had the guts to say it to them”
“So now it’s out there, yeah what is going on between you two” Ronnie grinned
Jughead and you exchanged looks before simultaneously laughing out “Nothing”
“Are you kidding? You two are always cuddly and YN wears your hoodies all the time Jug and you two are always off together, so someone better start talking” Archie was over beating around the bush.
“Yeah we’re friends Archie…friends do those things”
“You literally have one hand in hers and the other on her thigh!” jughead glanced down and then back at you. “Huh, didn’t even notice “ he laughed moving his hand from your thigh to reach his drink, his other still intertwined in yours.
“Hahaha neither did I” you grabbed a chip ((fry…but they’re chips))
“You got rings for each other for fuck sake!” Ronnies tone mimicked the increasing frustration of the entire group.
“You mean this one” you pulled a chain from around your neck, the black ring dangling.
“Oh yeah that ring” Jughead raised his left hand, middle finger decorated with the beautiful hermite.
“Yeah see! You’re even wearing them now! You two are totally a couple!”
“Couple of Aces” you grinned and all but Jughead looked confused, he, well he looked smug.
“Ehhh what…” Veronicas face twisted in confusion.
“Ace…it’s the umbrella term…we’re asexual”
“Oh like plants” betty’s innocent smile prevented Jughead and you from snapping at this response ((seriously guys, don’t say that to Aces, we don’t like it, its not funny and it’s in no way original, trust me we all had a meeting, be more creative because no thanks petals))
“No, not like plants” you tried your best not to sound annoyed, jugheads hand returning to your leg, squeezing it.
“So you two..aren’t sleeping together…or dating or dating anyone…ever”
“ No we’re not together, never were.” Jughead politely answered Ronnies slightly rude question.
“We just like being around each other..why does that seem weird to you guys, you all like being around each other, thats not weird. If i was doing the same thing with Ronnie or Kevin you wouldnt even question if we were together” you smiled but your tone was still pointed.
“Im so sad, you guys were my OTP, you two were endgame” you both laughed at Betty.
Kevin came running in the door with gossip from school and the conversation moved on from your relationship status, both thankful for it.
When it was time for you to leave Jughead offered to walk you home, you happily obliging. When ye had left the table hand in hand the group gathered their thoughts on your situation.
“Wait ynn and jughead?” Kevin was laughing hard after the group caught him up “they’re ace” he continued laughing.
“KEVIN YOU KNEW AND DIDN’T TELL US!” Ronnie hit Kevin into the chest.
“Okay firstly, OWWW, secondly, it’s not my job, responsibility or right to tell you other people’s sexuality, it’s not our business and it doesn’t even matter” they all sat back and nodded, taking in the wisdom.
“Oh Hetros, you are such special little strawberries now aren’t ye?” kevin laughed.
Much love Xx