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5

“Bromance–It’s all about the friendship!”

–Janalyn Robnett

sono arrivata al punto in cui mi crea fastidio anche sentirmi dire “come sei dimagrita!”, ma che ve ne importa a voi? ma perché mi guardate? mi guardate quando ingrasso, mi guardate quando dimagrisco. ma guardatevi un po’ voi. perché di solito - voi che mi dite “sei dimagrita, stai bene così, adesso basta! che vuoi diventare pelle e ossa?” - siete anche quelli che prima - credendo di non essere ascoltati - dicevano “hai visto quanto è ingrassata?”. io sto a sentire solo quelli che mi dicono “come sei bella” quando bella mi ci sento anche io, chiatta, magra, chi se ne frega! vaffanculo!

Anyone else fallen victim to the Steam Sale?

I assume I’m not the only one :D I literally just bought all the Bioshock Games (since I can’t seem to find my versions and they are JUST THAT CHEAP), Don’t Starve, TWD seasons 1 and 2, The Wolf Among Us and Civilization V (that I’d been playing illegally up until now). I’M SO HAPPYYYY!

anonymous asked:

Alan tried to cheer himself up by doing some impersonations of you. It was adorable. What's your best impersonation of him?

“Uh… well…” John grins and clears his throat, forcing his voice a whole octave higher and quirking an eyebrow. “I’m Alan.” John whines, “I hate doing my lessons when John is too busy to listen to me talk about them because he’s a nerd, and my Thunderbird is the fastest and I might be tiny but I am the coolest and my brother John thinks I need to stop blowing things up, but I think it’s fun even though someone is probably going to get hurt… That’s how he sounds, right?” John laughs, then does his best to blow a raspberry like his littlest brother does, with his tongue between his teeth.

“Poor Alan, I’ve done him a bit of an injustice really. I hope his was more accurate?”

neonxmechanic asked:

7. “There is nothing you can do to stop me.”

“Souda-kun~” he grinned, walking up to the boy. He had a knife in his hand, and a rifle in another, this was going to be great!

“I’m gonna kill everyone in the Academy!” he exclaimed, grin getting wider by those words. It was despair inducing, it felt so nice and pretty and

He wanted more!

“And there’s nothing you can do to stop me~! Or do you wanna join me, mhmm?”

Man’s best friend

okay totally meant to post this like earlier but i got caught up in the new fic i’m working on.. oopies Set in my Modern!Au that i may or may not have neglected a bit…


These past few days had felt empty. With Cousland gone, there was no one in the apartment but her, it had been years since Amelia lived alone. Turns out when you spend nearly 10 years of your life living with someone else it’s hard to let go.

There were many things she could do now that she had not even considered before. Get her own Mabari. Dance around naked to some really corny music. Redo the apartment the way she wanted. Make Cousland’s room into a personal movie theater.

Deep down she knew she would never do such things… well maybe corny music part.

Amelia plopped onto the couch, head in her hands as she groaned.

Had she really become so dependent on another person that she couldn’t imagine being in the apartment by herself? This was ridiculous, she was way better than this, not to mention stronger.

That was it. Amelia lifted her head, a determined look crinkled her eyes and furrowed her brows together. A Mabari. Of course getting dressed would be the wise decision after all, being in one’s underwear is most possibly going to hurt their chances at acquiring one; or get her arrested. Neither of which she wanted to happen. She sprang up, sprinting to her room like lightning had just struck her.

Three knocks on her door were heard, but she was busy getting dressed. Whoever it was could wait.  

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