pennywise: heheheee. what are you afraiiid of???
me: ….being unemployed.
Pennywise: hehe…ehe…hmhmhmhmhmHMHMHEUEHAHAHAHAHA.- wait what?
me: one of my worst fears is being unemployed.
me: yeah, in this economic climate? for sure.
Pennywise: …that’s rough. sheesh kid. ‘dats brutal.
me: you asked.
Pennywise: well…..I ain’t gonna do ‘dat to ya.
me: gee, how charitable of you.
Pennywise: hehe, I guess so..
Pennywise: *shuffles feet anxiously* well, I guess I’ll go. y-you have a nice night.
me: sure thing.
Pennywise: *starts to walk away*
me: …..pffft. fuckin’ wannabe Beetlejuice
Pennywise: *stops dead* what did you just say?
me: *rolls eyes*
Beetlejuice: *pops out of thin air*
WELL HEYA HIYA HOOOYAH. IT’S SHOWTI-
who the fuck is that?