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Sebastian's Sexual Pick Up Lines #2

Sebastian: Hey, young master. I got you a riddle.

Ciel: Okay then.

Sebastian: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

Ciel: Uhhhh… Teeth? I don’t know… I don’t know… -frowns- What’s up with that stupid riddle anyways?!

Sebastian: -smirks- The answer is my zipper.

Ciel:

Sebastian: Sooooo?

Ciel: …. Sebastian, sometimes you’re just a pain in the arse…

Sebastian: Then how about adding some lubricants?! -laughs- Eh? Eh? -wink, wink- -nudge, nudge-

Ciel: -glares-

Sebastian: Oh come on! That was better than the old one!

Ciel: -still glaring-

Sebastian: -sighs- Fine! I’ll get back to work….

my tf5 wishlist

UPDATED:  June 24th, 2016
ADDED:      Three [3]
EDITED:     Four [4]
CHECKED: One [1]

  • let the new kid kill a Decepticon (because it’ll piss off the fanboys and it’ll be hilarious)
  • a good Barricade v. Bumblebee fight would be gr8
  • just bring back Epps already, ffs
  • if Purple Optics is Nemesis Prime, give him some sexy fangs, dude
  • at least…oh, let’s say FIVE THREE cool scenes of Optimus in space (i’m trying to be realistic and hopeful at the same time lol)
  • Quintessons, obviously
  • Sharkticons/Sky-Byte
  • return of the Dinobots, maybe? (doubtful)
  • badass Galvatron/Megatron scenes
  • Cyclonus? eh? (wink wink nudge nudge)
  • let Cade hit someone else in the head with a football
  • speaking of Cade, please don’t make him annoying or something (2 and 3 kinda ruined Sam for me)
  • Knock Out and/or Breakdown
  • since you’re filming in the UK, i see no reason why there should not be a Mini Cooper transformer ;) (i’ve been waiting a long time to see one)
  • i said it once and i’ll say it again: let Stonehenge be a space bridge (soOptimuscanreturntoEarthfasterlmao)
  • give us a new smol bot like maybe Fixit [CHECK]
  • find out where Lockdown put Ratchet’s spark and rebuild Ratchet (lol wouldn’t that be something…yet another return of Ratchet for the TF fandom)
  • please please please don’t stop giving us scenes of robots hanging out, robots having dialogue, robots having character arcs to any degree…more scenes of robots in general
  • AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, LET THE PUBLIC KNOW MORE ABOUT THE AUTOBOTS. GIVE SPEECHES, HOLD MEET-AND-GREETS, HIRE A PR PERSON…SOMETHING. I’M TIRED OF ALL THIS GOVERNMENT SECRET BULLSHIT. WE GOTTA DEAL WITH IT EVERYDAY IN REAL LIFE…I DON’T WANT IT RUINING EVERYONE’S DAY IN THE MOVIES TOO.

(Feel free to reblog, but I will strike through some/add more as the months go on and more plot details/trailers are revealed that may or may not debunk these.)

Sebastian's Puns

Ciel: Sebastian! I want to sleep, so draw me a bath before I do so.

Sebastian: -snickers-

Ciel: What? What’s so funny? -frowns-

Sebastian: No- It’s- It’s just -chuckles-

Ciel: Tell me! That’s an order!

Sebastian: Okay! -giggles- Draw you a bath or sketch you a bath?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH -continues to laugh while slapping his knees-

Ciel: ….

Sebastian: -stares-

Ciel:

Sebastian: -wipes tears- Get it? Cause draws? Sketches? Eh? Eh? -wink wink- -nudge nudge-

Ciel: -points at door- Get out. Now. And give up on making puns.They’re worse than Bard’s cooking. And that’s saying something.

Sketching/doodling a fair maiden in distress. Huh, I guess I can just draw G!Sans bishounen-like, if he’s pretty down on his luck. Like really fucked! Otherwise I just draw him silly! Wearing a chicken hat or him scratching his “arse” & sniffing his fingers afterwards.

Will I ever manage drawing a full illustration of him being all serious? Hm, who knows. Definitely not me! Hahaha!

Original design of Gaster!Sans by borurou

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Update 9: PRINT STRETCH GOAL: MET! $35K STRETCH: ... · Hustle Cat: a Visual Novel about a Magical Cat Cafe
YOU HUSTLES LOVE PRINTS! You met the $30,000 stretch goal in the blink of an eye, which means everyone who contributes $60 or more will receive Yuko's amazing Mochi & Avery print!Time to announce: the $35,000 Stretch GoalIf we hit $35,000, we will release an add-on route (after our February launch), for Mochi, the garbagepile cat whom Avery calls a roommate.

hello friends, how are you all doing?

me, i’m just great. hustle cat is funded, stretch goals have been met allowing me to be able to make more impressive music for it!

but we’re so close to being done. and there’s one more stretch goal to be reached.

if we reach it, there will be an add-on bonus route where you get to experience the joys of dating a prince, humanized mochi.

mochi being the big, fluffy, food vaccum of a cat that belongs to avery grey.

big fluffy whiny spoiled cat turned into a prince.

you see where i’m going with this.

eh?

wink wink.

nudge nudge.

I KNOW WHO MY FOLLOWERS ARE AND I KNOW YOU ALL WANT THIS BUT WE HAVE LESS THAN 19 HOURS TO REACH THAT GOAL.

PLEASE HELP MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE.