The Autobiography of Weni pt. 3(Final)

When I was chamberlain of the palace and sandal-bearer, King Mernere, my lord who lives forever, made me Count and Governor of Upper Egypt, from Yebu in the south to Medenyt in the north, because I was worthy in his majesty’s heart, because I was rooted in his majesty’s heart, because his majesty’s heart was filled with me. When I was chamberlain and sandal-bearer, his majesty praised me for the watch and guard duty which I did at court, more than any official of his, more than any noble of his, more than any servant of his. Never before had this office been held by any servant.

I governed Upper Egypt for him in peace, so that no one attacked his fellow. I did every task. I counted everything that is countable for the residence in this Upper Egypt two times, and every service that is countable for the residence in this Upper Egypt two times. I did a perfect job in this Upper Egypt. Never before had the like been done in this Upper Egypt. I acted throughout so that his majesty praised me for it.

His majesty sent me to Ibhat to bring the sarcophagus “chest of the living” together with its lid, and the costly august pyramidion for the pyramid “Mernere-appears-in-splendor,” my mistress. His majesty sent me to Yebu to bring a granite false-door and its libation stone and granite lintels, and to bring granite portals and libation stones for the upper chamber of the pyramid “Mernereappears-in-splendor,” my mistress. I travelled north with (them) to the pyramid “Mernere-appears-in-splendor” in six barges and three tow-boats of eight ribs in a single expedition. Never had Yebu and Ibhat been done `in a single expedition under any king. Thus everything his majesty commanded was done entirely as his majesty commanded.

His majesty sent me to Hatnub to bring a great altar of alabaster of Hatnub. I brought this altar down for him in seventeen days. After it was quarried at Hatnub, I had it go downstream in this barge I had built for it, a barge of acacia wood of sixty cubits in length and thirty cubits in width. Assembled in seventeen days, in the third month of summer, when there was no water on the sandbanks, it landed at the pyramid “Mernere-appears-in-splendor” in safety. It came about through me entirely in accordance with the ordinance commanded by my lord.

His majesty sent me to dig five canals in Upper Egypt, and to build three barges and four tow-boats of acacia wood of Wawat.
Then the foreign chiefs of Irtjet, Wawat, Yam, and Medja cut the timber for them. I did it all in one year. Floated, they were loaded with very large granite blocks for the pyramid “Mernere-appears-in-splendor.” Indeed I made a [saving] for the palace with all these five canals. As King Mernere who lives forever is august, exalted, and mighty more than any god, so everything came about in accordance with the ordinance commanded by his ka.

I was one beloved of his father, praised by his mother, gracious to his brothers. The count, true governor of Upper Egypt, honoured by Osiris, Weni.

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1980s HP ColorPro Pen plotter writes out part of the Story of Sinuhe, using Glyph for Windows.

The passage reads:

“Regnal year 30, month 3 of Flood season, day 7: the god ascended to his horizon; the Dual King Who-Pacifies-the-Heart-of-Re ascended to heaven, and united with the solar disk, the divine flesh blending with the one who made him. The Residence was silent, hearts were in mourning; the great double portal was sealed, the court was head-upon-knee, the nobles in grief.

Now, [His Majesty] had sent [an army to the land of the Timehu, his son being captain thereof…]”

When The Man Tired of Life complains

His Ba is like:

The ‘Dispute between a man and his Ba’ (also knows as 'A Man Tired With Life’) is an ancient Egyptian text about a man deeply unhappy with his life. He complains and his Ba (a part of the Egyptian concept of soul) responds:

What my Ba said to me: “Cast complaint upon the peg, my friend and brother; make offering on the brazier and cleave to life, according as I have said.

Trans. Faulkner.
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some quotes i like from ancient Egyptian literature

O God, thy Annu is Unas; O God, thy Annu is Unas. O Ra, Annu is Unas, thy Annu is Unas, O Ra. The mother of Unas is Annu, the father of Unas is Annu; Unas himself is Annu, and was born in Annu.


…and at the moment of his birth a voice was heard to proclaim that the lord of creation was born.


The holy one had grown old, he dribbled at the mouth, his spittle fell upon the earth, and his slobbering dropped upon the ground.


God is hidden and no man knoweth His form. No man hath been able to seek out His likeness. He is hidden to gods and men, and He is a mystery unto His creatures. No man knoweth how to know Him. His name remaineth hidden. His name is a mystery unto His children. His names are innumerable, they are manifold and none knoweth their number.

…He begetteth, but was never begotten. He produceth, but was never produced. He begat himself and produced himself. He createth, but was never created. He is the maker of his own form, and the fashioner of His own body. God Himself is existence. He endureth without increase or diminution. He multiplieth Himself millions of times, and He is manifold in forms and in members. God hath made the universe, and He hath created all that therein is. He is the Creator of what is in this world, and of what was, of what is, and of what shall be.


Пирамида Униса.

Лицо падает на лицо, лицо видит лицо, пятнистый, черный, зеленый нож вышел против нее. Он проглотил себе, о! он облизал.

Крипота-то какая. В разных приключенческих фильмах про Индиану Джонса или Лару Крофт пирамиды не внушают такого благоговейного ужаса, как это фото. Теперь я понимаю все эти легенды про пропавших или обезумевших египтологов. 

Надо бы прикупить “Книгу мёртвых” для приличия что ли. 

Лицо на тебе, Hrrj tf Спустись на свой позвонок, О находящийся в своем nAwt-кусте. Отступи перед (змеей) обеспеченной ее двумя лицами.


أما أشد المحاذير كافة فداخل المرء نفسه، إذا جنح إلى انفراد، وأمعن الفكر فيما يستعصي عليه بلوغه، أو تستحيل رؤيته أو اللقاء به، المفاجآت بلا حصر، المعلوم منها قليل، والمتوقع كثير، وما خفي علمه عند الله.

جمال الغيطاني

هاتف المغيب

A summary of the Lament of Ipuwer

The Ipuwer Papyrus describes Egypt as afflicted by natural disasters and in a state of chaos, a topsy-turvy world where the poor have become rich, and the rich poor, and warfare, famine and death are everywhere. 

Behold, he who had no dependents is now an owner of serfs, and he who was [a magnate] now performs his own errands. 

Behold, the strong men of the land, the condition of the people is not reported [to them]. All is ruin! 

Behold, no craftsmen work, for the enemies of the land have impoverished its craftsmen. 

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Bucky and the other Avengers meet Tony’s god family.

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Series: Part 2 of Egyptian God Tony

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