eggs are people

this website is so fucking bad we put up w so much shit like can u imagine if everyone’s twitter icons suddenly started defaulting to an egg every 20 minutes? people would be pissed and the twitter staff would fix it immediately but not on fucking tumblr dot corn no we just have to put up with every new glitch and every day is a new adventure oh wow I wonder what will suddenly stop working today !!! new glitch u can’t reblog anything!!!! haha whoopsie!

tagged by snowsse! thanks!!

Things I’m currently in love with:

One song: Andromeda - Gorillaz (AHHHHH)
Two movies: Logan and John Wick 2 (the most recent things i’ve seen that i loved!) 
Three series: The Walking Dead, The Office, and Magic City (I finished it last month but I miss it so much…)
Four people: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Damon Albarn, Andrew Lincoln, Lauren Cohan 
Five foods: Edible cookie dough, Dr. Pepper is an always thing, Baked Potatoes, Chicken Gravy in general, and Egg Sandwiches
Six people to tag: @vendekk (feel free not to do it lmao everyone i think to tag always gets tagged before i fill these out hahaa but i always feel bad when i dont tag anyone ;n;

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Rowdy, Labrador Retriever (13 y/o), Canby, OR • “He has vitiligo. I’ve seen other dogs that have it, but never so symmetrical. His belly and toenails turned white too (he used to be all black). He’s the ambassador for the American Vitiligo Research Foundation and has built some relationships with kids with vitiligo who may have been bullied because of it. He’s also gone kind of viral. He was on the front page of Reddit for days. They said he looks like Spider-Man, Deadpool, The Hamburgler, Spawn, Venom, Kiss, an orca whale, reverse panda, fried eggs…some people think we bleached his eyes. There should be a movie about his life. He’s declining a bit, but there were many times he should have died. He’s been shot by a cop, survived a poisoning, has had a tumor removed from his ear and the wrong tooth pulled. He’s got some dementia, senior bladder, and barks for no reason. He still acts like a puppy sometimes, too. And he still smiles.”

amazing---shades  asked:

(Assuming you're still taking requests. If you're backed up and don't want to do this, it's fine. <3) Could you draw some Dipper and Ford fluff? Also, what you're doing for everyone is so kind. You and your art are absolutely wonderful!

Thank you so much, I’m really glad you appreciate it/find it helpful!! 

Dip’s showing him some spots where he’s seen weird stuff so they can go check it out together!

the signs at a sleepover
  • aries: "let's go outside and throw eggs at people's houses."
  • taurus: "can we eat first?"
  • gemini: "oh my god aries. we should totally do that."
  • cancer: "can we just watch a scary movie or something?"
  • leo: "SELFIEEE!"
  • virgo: "oh my god, leo. stop with your fucking selfies. i agree with cancer though. let's watch a movie."
  • libra: "shut up, virgo. SELFIE!"
  • scorpio: "anyone wanna have sex with me?"
  • sagittarius: ";)"
  • capricorn: "y'all nasty."
  • aquarius: "can y'all shut up i'M TRYNA SLEEP oVeR HERE."
  • pisces: *is sleeping*

The whole “pineapple on pizza” thing really gets me. Like, every pizza aficionado in America has collectively agreed that this is the hill to die on.

Meanwhile, over in Italy (you know, where the thing was invented), when pizza purists throw down, it’s over stuff like potatoes.

Peas.

Tuna.

Freaking hard boiled eggs.

People come to blows over whether hard boiled eggs belong on pizza.

We need to step up our game, is what I’m saying.

People Solas should fear more than the Inquisitor: 

  • 1. Hawke’s love interest if Hawke was left in the Fade. 
  • 2. The Warden Commander if Alistair was left in the Fade. 

-Like dude steps out of a mirror trying to recruit Merrill to his cause to “bring back what was ours” and Merrill just turns to him and says “you took Hawke from me” before slicing her palm and oh shit, girl’s blood magic game is strong.

-Anders shows up in the Fade, more Justice than man, his voice as loud as thunder when he says “you have taken the one mortal who mattered most. For that you shall perish”

-Fenris, leaving a slave rebellion, is greeted by Solas asking for his help to “bring the elves to freedom” and then Solas finds a hand through his chest, green eyes full of rage, and a voice that says “you”  

-Solas’ agents are found slaughtered one after the other with a gold coin on each of their corpses. A warning. The pirate queen is coming for you. 

-The Warden is ripping their way through each of Solas’ outposts, and while Solas thought he could fear no mortal, he starts to when they keep getting closer and closer. 

Things we can look forward to in 7B:

- Troian’s directorial debut

- Holden’s return

- Finding out whether Toby/ Yvonne are dead or not

- WREN (In multiple episodes, including one with Ezra!) (He is also ‘part of the ultimate final twist in the final episode’)

- Pastor Ted

- Alison’s classroom flash forward (Finally!)

- PLL Wedding(s)

- New character - ‘Katherine Daly’

- A.D. reveal

- ‘the biggest question of all is yet to come, it will be revealed after A.D. is revealed’

- Alison’s pregnancy - which is ‘not average’ (Emison - potentially Emily’s eggs??)

- More people than just Jenna are working for Uber A

- Spencer’s backstory

- Charlotte’s killer

- Jessica’s killer

- Vanessa Ray’s return!

- Finding out why Sara was redcoat

- Emison morning scene

- Alison will verbalise how she feels about her sexuality

- Charlotte’s father

- 2 hour finale

- New Kissing Rock scene

- Ezria ‘hot and heavy’

- Aria wearing Ezra’s shirt

- Lucas/ Jenna/ Mona

 - Aria will go ‘dark’

- Potential Haleb sex scenes/ wedding

- We may meet a relative of Maya’s 

- More information about Charlotte/ Mary/ Elliott

- Final ever group scenes :(((((

- Melissa Hastings

- Addison Derringer

- Most likely Spoby (we all know Toby’s not dead)

- Final Rosewood high scenes

- We may hear ‘every breath you take’ again 

- Radley/ The Radley scenes

- Ashley/ Veronica/ Tanner/ Barry Maple/ Pam/ Ella/ Peter will all return

Working in a cafe has really expanded my horizons. I’m a rule follower so if there’s nothing on a menu I can eat I always just think “Well, I guess I’m not eating.” But now I’ve dealt with so many customers saying shit like “Can I exchange the arugula with diet coke” or “Instead of focaccia, can I have two human hands?” that I know I can just replace that ham with smoked gruyere or an egg and it’s not a big deal at all!