insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible Blue, of course. Vio would be great at dancing. Blue’s convinced he can keep up. likes to watch reality tv Vio, without a doubt. Blue thinks it’s boring and a waste of time. Vio wants to figure out why karen can’t get her shit together. refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone Blue. But they’re very neatly tucked into the laundry bin as soon as they’re off. is the jealous / protective one BLUE goes all out on the holidays They fucking. They fucking compete. Who can wear the worst sweater. Get decorations up the highest. Drink the most eggnog, eat the most candy. cries over books Vio. Blue doesn’t really read recreationally. is terrible with kids Also Vio. Blue takes to kids well, Vio has no idea what to do when presented with one. drinks too much caffeine Vio again. Gotta be productive, gotta stay up late could sleep for twenty-four hours straight Blue. The motherfucker is constantly tuckering himself out. never wears matching socks VIO. And he does it specifically to piss Blue off. punches a tree when they’re angry *LAUGHS* gets scared by the toaster Vio, after forgetting that he’s the one who put the toast in to begin with.