The Cause and End of Movement by echoist, 19k / Hux seems a bit strange after the loss of Starkiller. Disaffected. Disconnected. When beautifully designed eggs start showing up at his door around a holiday he remembers from childhood, things get a lot … stranger.
Flyboys by Gefionne, 174k wip / Armitage Hux, pilot in the Royal Air Force, has finally gotten command of his own squadron.
Stand Inside Your Love by _Melodic_, 38k / What began as two lonely souls finding a clever way out of their social and familial obligations soon turned into something else—something inexplicable, inevitable, and irrevocable.
If the slipper fits by try_reset, 55k / Armitage is the son of a kitchen woman, a lowly servant in the Hux House. Ben Organa is the Prince of the kingdom. They meet one day, in the depths of the Woods.
Emberarmie by SideraMori, 50k wip / Cinderella lives her life being pious and good, and so she gets her happy ending. Hux is neither of those things.
The Apotheosis of Fox Hux by theascetic, 35k / Overseeing the First Order colonization of an uncharted wilderness planet, General Hux has a fateful encounter with a mystical, ancient power that leaves him irreversibly changed.
Blood’s Perimeter by Gefionne, 10k wip / As an illegitimate son, Hux was thrown into the First Order’s stormtrooper program as a child, in hopes that he would disappear, but he not only survives, he flourishes.
Scales of Gold by TheZ1337, 10k / Kylo Ren is a merfolk hunter. When he finds Armitage Hux swimming in a rural river, he begins to fall for him.
LIGHT SIDE AU:
The Way to a Man’s Heart by Gigi_Sinclair, 12k / When the Empire crumbled, four-year-old Armitage Hux escaped to the New Republic with his mother. Many years later, Jedi padawan Ben Solo encounters them living a quiet existence on a pastoral planet.
Bad Things by EllaBesmirched, 103k / Detective Ben Solo has never met a crime scene he can’t read like an open book. That is, until The General killings started.
a harmonious entity by brawlite, 17k wip / When Hux’s best friend Phasma goes missing, Hux travels to the mountains of rural Montana to investigate the mysterious cult, the First Order, that Hux believes to be behind her disappearance.
Empire State of Mind by TeamRedhead, 232k / With hope of a brighter future diminishing every day, Ben feels trapped. It’s only a matter of time before he breaks, and when he does, he knows he will never be able to recover on his own.
Would Smell As Sweet by Arya_Greenleaf, 32k / Annoyed with his crew, Armitage abandons them at a cliché warehouse party in favor of seeking his own entertainment. He finds it in the arrogant front-man of the group performing for the intoxicated masses.
One Song Glory by bioticnerfherder, 33k / Over two years after graduating from Juilliard, Ben decides he wants to reunite the Knights of Ren, a cover band they formed to make rent as college kids in NYC
Act Naturally by theweddingofthefoxes, 6k / Not long after the death of his father, novelist Armitage Hux decides to do something to get himself out of his rut: direct a community theater production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Away, I’d Rather Sail Away by theweddingofthefoxes, 11k / Ben really, really did not want to go to the beach with his parents. But when he meets a cute stranger on the next balcony over, he’s beginning to feel better about giving in to their request.
Getaway by hollycomb, 54k / Techie’s reactions to fresh air, sunlight and fish are mixed, and then Matt drops a bombshell that could shatter the comforts of their little world together permanently. / techienician + kylux
I love looking at planner printables, so I decided to try to make some! Since summer is coming up, I made this with summery colors! The water tracker has some drink glass icons that I made to add to the summery feel to it.
The Empire did nothing wrong, the rebels are terrorists. Palpatine was a democratically elected leader! The rebels killed millions on the Death Star.
Okay so I LOVE my Empire. I really do, I’m OBSESSED WITH IT.
But oh no, we’re EVIL. Is everyone in the Empire evil?
Of course not, but the wrinkled up sentient testicle in the black bath robe that can shoot fuckin’ lightning out of his fuckin’ fingers is and he runs the whole show so..
Let’s test our bigass space tit by blowing up towns, bases, and oh, y’kno, an ENTIRE NEUTRAL SYSTEM. So, y’kno. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
The Empire has labor camps! A large portion of its policies are anti-alien!
Say the wrong thing and you’re taken in by stormtroopers in a room where there are nice men with guns. A lot of people go in, but few seem to come out.
Pappy was “elected” emperor because of a dumb ass rabbit duck racist stereotype granting him all of his power, due to manipulation and deceit!
Oh, and of course, Pappy manipulates space Christ with the ol’
“My master knocked up this broad in the Outer Rim with Midichlorians and here you are, the Dark Side is rad, maybe I can save your wife even though I know nothing about this practice, let’s go, Ani. Let’s kill some baby space wizards.”
NOT TO MENTION they cloned Moana’s dad MILLIONS OF TIMES OVER so they can be cannon fodder for Pappy’s rise to power and annihilation of the space wizards
Are the Rebels clean? Of course not, they’re fuckin’ REBELS. But hey you can’t save the Galaxy without breaking some space eggs. (and exploit a design flaw secretly planted by Hannibal Lecter because even space Hannibal acknowledges the Empire is super evil)
So naturally, 30 years later, after their SECOND big ass space tit blows up, they build an EVEN BIGGER space tit, suck up a few suns and blow up literally PLANETS WORTH OF GOVERNMENTS.
AGAIN. I LOVE THE EMPIRE.
But they’re a bunch of evil bastards.
“Well, Peaches! How can you love the Galactic Empire if they’re so evil?”
Well because it’s not real, and they’re cool so kick rocks.
Here we got a tired aitan couse ive been working on the egg giveaway all day long no joking >> Anyway for my followers waiting for the asks to be responded to and the ones who are waiting for eggs and the baby designs fell free to draw how you would protect this child so he can sleep ! Ima go sleep acctualy too :’D