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Hi my name is Lex and I have Pumpkin Spice locks that reaches my jaw and the cutest baby blue hues you never did see and a lot of people tell me I look like Aquaman.  (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Zac Efron but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have polished porcelain white skin. I’m also a fashionable business mogul, and I run covert clandestine operations everywhere….especially in Gotham where you can get away with almost anything. (I’m 31 years YOUNG). I’m a billionaire with daddy issues (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly “aging eccentric” suits. I love Urban Outfitters and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a MEN’s blazer with NO SHOULDER PADS THIS TIME) and bright yellow pants, a Rolex that definitely costs more than your house, and white chucks fresher than the blanket of sin I am covered in. I was wearing cherry flavored bee wax chap-stick.

I was walking outside The Daily Planet. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Lois Lane walked out with a stupid smile on her face. I put up my middle finger at her.

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