effin sick

&&. THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU STARTER SENTENCES.

- That’s an endangered species. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
-  Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
- Interesting specimen … 
- They say you’ve got the crazy eye! 
-  Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
- Well… uh… we fuckin’ stole it, man.
- Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.
- Oh, shit! Swamp leeches!
- Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off!
- Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?
- This is an adventure.
- Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk
- In 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
- Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
- We made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
- Don’t you think the public perception of your work has significantly altered in the last five years?
- That’s your first question? I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece.
- Is it true that this is going to be your last voyage?
- I thought aspects of it seemed slightly fake.
- I think you’re a fake. I think you’re a phony.
- I would’ve named you “Kingsley” if I had a say in it.
- Are those assholes talking about me?
- People say that when someone says something like that, it’s because they’re jealous. But it still hurts. It hurts bad.
- That man was damn rude. He can go straight to hell.
- Let’s go to my island.
- Your cat’s dead. A rattlesnake bit it in the throat. 
- She’s a rich bitch, you know. She was raised by maids. 
- I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.
- I’m part gay.
- Please don’t make fun of me. I just wanted to flirt with you.
- Are those hijackers?
- Nobody picked me up at the effin’ airport!
- I’m sick of being on “B” squad.
- You might be on “B” Squad, But you’re the “B” Squad leader.
- I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.
- I’m going to have to start locking my effing door.
- They made soup out of my research turtles.
- You know I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.
- You never say, “I’m gonna fight you.” You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
-Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question?
- If you ever touch me again, I will kick your goddamned teeth out.
- That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!
- That’s it. I’m retired.
- I’m so pissed I wanna spit!
- Are you finding what you were looking for out here with me? 
- I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball.
- Don’t be nice to [name,] s/he’s my nemesis.
- Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!
- We’re being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.
- Fuck! They wired it! Go downstairs and get me cable snippers.
- If we don’t handle this right, we’re gonna all get murdered.
- I’ll order you a red hat and a bikini.
- I’ll order you a red cap and a speedo.
- I need to find a baby for this father.
- You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?
- I’ll fight it, but I won’t kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
- Obviously people are going to think I’m a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought… that’s me.
- I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that.
- This is probably my son. 
- I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!
- Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass.
- One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
- By the way, who knocked up the journalist?
- Next time you have a brilliant idea, whisper it to me first. Otherwise I look sort of like a Day-Dream-Johnny, you know?
- We’re a dying breed.
- You strike me as a very special boy. 
- Thank you very much for naming your bug after me. 
- I know I haven’t been my best this past decade.
- Tell them if they don’t get off my boat right now… there’s gonna be a major shit-storm.
- We got about 25-30 minutes before the Coast Guard gets here to arrest us.
- Give me that camera. I’m gonna smash it over your head.
- I’m sorry I never acknowledged your existence all those years.
- Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
- You let him change your name?!
- Do you think [name] and I have a family resemblance? 
- We fuckin’ stole it, man
- I was sort of terrified about having this baby. And right now I’m not really scared of anything. Maybe it’s my hormones.
- I’m sorry that you think my red hat is - what’s the word you used? - “contrived.” 
- You’re the most ravishing creature that I’ve ever seen in my life.
- Apparently some crooked fuckers broke into my [place] yesterday.
- Do you know that you just charted us on a course through unprotected waters?
- I think you’ll make a very good single mother. 

HEY!

it’s emalf here, finally got around to making an effin’ sick geocities page so people can ask me shit! obviously there’s a lot of stuff to ask, i’m a pretty interestin’ dude. oh, and i guess the other flame demons are around too sometimes… so GO SEND US SOMETHIN’!