effective resistance

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“Evfra’s single-minded dedication to his cause became evident when he led a successful raid on a kett labor camp, liberating hundreds of angaran prisoners before wiping out an entire battalion of kett. ”

So. Evfra. There’s a lot to be said about this badass dude. He’s interesting if for the very fact that he;s known almost completely anecdotally. Every angaran character has an opinion of him, it seems, except for himself. He’s almost like a Chuck Norris joke, and probably has a lot of outlandish untrue(?) stories about himself that only add to his grandeur.

But apparently the kett facility thing wasnt fake, and he did liberate all those angara. So I kinda drew on that and made a younger version of Evfra.

Anyway. I’m tired. Enjoy your slightly satiated Evfra thirst, Andromeda fandom.

it’s sorta a blessing the game didn’t let me know clay at all before he died cause i would just drop dead myself by that kinda plot twist, but i think dual destinies should have concentrated on either apollo’s story or athena. i don’t really consider DD (or SoJ) the sequel to apollo justice because its just not enough lol

anyway enjoy me trying to avoid the uncanny valley 

Evfra De Tershaav (not so salty?)

(Spoilers for some plot points)

Ok. So since a friend and I are wanting to write some Evfra fluff/ smutt, I decided I needed to go back to the game proper and get a feel on his personality.

He isn’t what I thought he was going to be.

Going into planning for this fic, I expected Evfra to be super salty just… all the time. He was made of salt in my head. And this was probably because I hadn’t actually paid that much attention to him past his introduction the first time you meet him.

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Shepard: So I believe what you’re trying to say, is ‘thank you’.

Ryder: Thank you?

Shepard: You’re welcome!

Ryder: What? No, no, no. I didn’t- why would I…?

Shepard: Okay, okay. *laughs*

Shepard: I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
It’s adorable!
Well, it’s nice to see you kids never change

Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me: Shepard. Breathe it in!

I know it’s a lot, I look like hell
After saving the damn Citadel!

What can I say except you’re welcome
For those Reapers I blew from the sky
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
I only had suffocate and die!

Hey!
What has two thumbs and saves galaxies
While the council “works” (bitch please!)
That’s me!

On Noveria cold
Who stopped the geth from down below
You’re lookin’ at her, yo!

Oh, also I cured the genophage
You’re welcome!
To bring about “peace” for an age

Brought Cerberus to its knees
You’re welcome!
Just give me in-store discounts please!

So what can I say except you’re welcome
For Saren, who I beat up with glee
Ryder, you’ll find your way
You’re welcome!
Just remember none are more badass than me!
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I can explain every battle I’ve ever won
Earth, Palaven, Tuchunka, Thessia
Easy to save when you are the best-ia

I killed vorcha
I buried its guts
Dated a turian (which was kinda nuts)
What’s the lesson
What is the take-away
Don’t mess with Shepard when she’s on a break away

And these scars right here on my face
Are caused by renegade actions in space
Look at my crew
We make everything happen
Look at that geth Legion just tickety-tappin’
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey!

Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the galaxy that you now know
Hey it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
Well, come to think of it, I think,
I should go

Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome
‘Cause I’m gonna need the Tempest
To go find the Normandy
You’re welcome
'Cause I only fly the very best!

You’re welcome
You’re welcome
You’re welcome

[from a distance] : It’s your problem now!

Garrus: You ever think about settling down and having kids, Shepard? 

Shepard: Pfft, what? No, never. I’m Commander fucking Shepard. I need to be wild and free. I can’t be tied down with a kid in each arm. That’s not who I am

[Kaidan walks by]

Shepard: 

Shepard: I want to have his baby

Garrus: Oh, my spirits 

  • Alec Ryder: Behold! I have created AI that learns and adapts based on human sensory input!
  • Ryder twins: You fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. Look at it! It's got anxiety!
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I finished my Suvi Anwar (from Mass Effect: Andromeda) just in time for C2E2 – AND the science march in Chicago!

Suvi is important; not only is she the game’s lead scientist, she’s also LGBT+ and a woman of faith. And if we’re to normalize diversity in STEM, we need representation not only in the real world, but also in the stories we tell. ❤️

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Cooking with Link: Elixir Enamel Pins

New pins! Make an Elixir to help you on your journey.

Chilly Elixir - Grants a cooling effect, raising your body’s resistance to heat. Crucial for long journeys through the desert.
Electro Elixir - Temporary electricity resistance.
Hasty Elixir - Grants a haste effect, which boosts your movement speed while running, swimming, or climbing.
Spicy Elixir - Grants a warming effect, increasing your resistance to cold environments. Very useful when exploring snow covered mountains. 

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