eevans

Part One, want more? Let me know, dudes.

The two hadn’t planned this until a week before the prom, when the last fifty tickets were on sale from 30 dollars to a whopping 15! Though, they knew they would have to hurry to put their plan in action before any of the other kids got too hyped about the sale.

Heading towards the homeroom teacher, both males, one in a red hoodie and the other in blue, assured the teacher they had the money and their planners to buy their tickets from the music teacher down the hall.

She nodded and told them to hurry, “There is only five minutes left of homeroom, you better be back before dismissal.”

Jonathan nodded, his blue hood bouncing as he walked away with his money in his back pocket and his signed planner in his hand. Evan had to wait a few seconds to show her his proof of having the 15 bucks for the stupid dance.

She nodded to him and signed it, Jonathan leaping from the room to bearhug Ohm, a male with a silver bunny hoodie. The two spoke about Eevan and Jonathan’s relationship and their plan for the prom and how surprised everyone else would be.

As Evan appeared closer, Ryan grinned, “I won’t tell anyone, I promise.”

“Thank you, Ohmieeee. See ya.” Jonathan smiled and waved as the lad returned to his homeroom with his own ticket in hand, a secret ticket for a certain purple shirt childish American in his pocket.

As both of them returned to their task at hand, Jonathan smirked and leaned against Evan, “This is going to be fun. Ohm is going with Bryce this year, he’s going to propose as well.”

“An actual promise ring or a falsey for the lolz?” Evan chuckled.

Jonathan smiled and pecked his cheek, “It’s a legit promise ring, dude. Ii got to see it. He spent at least 50 on that bitch.”

Evan smiled, now that was quite the idea though he had no clue if he and Jonathan would last very long the quite homophobic atmosphere his state lived upon. 

After all, all of North Carolina was working towards banning gay marriage. Why hadn’t Ohm thought about that before trying that at the prom in front of many people who would soon become lawyers and such??

Jonathan nudged  Evan with his elbow, “Don’t you be thinking ‘bout doing something that mushy in front of everyone, Fong.”

Evan smirked, “And if I do?”

Jonathan blushed “I swear, sometimes  I want to slap you in your mother fuckin’ face, Evay…”

“I know, I’m an asshole.” Evan smiled, pecking his boyfriends’ cheek in response.

The two rolled upon the music room, holding hands with their money in their other hands as the doors were pushed open by Evan’s shoulder.

“Misses Gothingham? Me and Jonathan came to well.. request a dance ticket.”

“Ohhh, that’s nice you two. Ddid you know Ohm and Bryce and Smitty and Kryoz are going together?”

The big busty women came barging in from her practice side room for the freshmen. “Yeah, we heard. Tthey are our squad after all.”
 Jonathan smiled, hugging her with a bright smile.

“I only have three tickets left, you two got lucky. I was saving them for you in case.”

“Thanks so much.” Jonathan grinned and handed her his money, Evan following suite.

“Thanks boys, here is your ticket and your prize.”

“Thanks, see ya in music class Bailes.” Evan smiled, waving at his close teacher/friend with a bright glint to his happy eyes.

“This will be a fun prom, Jonathan..”

“You think so?” Jonathan smiled, leaning his head on Evan’s shoulder as they traveled to their homerooms with two extra minutes to spare before dismissal.

“Yeah. I really do.”

anonymous asked:

Voitko pliiis tehä samanlaisen listan pillust??

Okei, elikkä tässä on lista suomenkielisistä synonyymeistä vaginalle. Tästä tulikin aika pitkä, lähteet oli vissiin aika kattavia. Ja ööö, haluun korostaa sitä että en oo ite keksiny näitä sanoja, että älkää syyttäkö mua jos ette halunnu nähä esim. sellasia sanoja kuin “nahkapiisami” ja “pillumehukannu” :D

A aarrearkku, ainainen tavoite, ajorata, alahuulet, alahylly, alapää, alasilmä, alasuu, ampuma-aukko, apuviiva, aromipesä, avotakka

B bimsa

D donitsi

E eevan peli, emätin, etuperse, etupiha, etupylly, etureppu, eturessu

F fida, fiddu, fipaduuri, fitta, fjomppa, fjunttura, fjöntta, fjöösa, flinttana

G genitaali, gynekologin arki

H hajurako, herkkurasia, hetulat, hilloviiva, hitusvinkula, housumetsä, hunajapurkki, hyrysysy, hyvän mielen lähde, häppäri, häpy, härveli, hääyön tavoite, hörpstötti, hörskä, hörslöppi

I ihmistamppoonin mielipaikka

J jauheliha, jouhimerta

K kaivo, kamelinvarvas, kanaali, karvahaitari, karvakantinen, karvakaulus, karvakolmio, karvakukkaro, kassakaappi, ketunkolo, kielinaisten lempimesta, kierrätyskeskus, kiimaboksi, kikkelin kotikolo, kilkatin, kinkkuleipä, kirkkovene, kolo, konehuone, kotelo, kotsa, kottarainen, kuraläpät, kurttu, kutukolo, kuukero

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M majava, majavalaakso, makkara, mankeli, marjukka, matto, mesimätäs, mirri, mokotoosa, monttu, munakenno, murmeli, murmelinkolo, murmelinpesä, musta aukko, muumilaakso, mähmelö, mäntä, märkä paratiisi, mätäs

N nahkakioski, nahkakukkula, nahkakuono, nahkalaukku, nahkalämpsä, nahkamokero, nahkapiisami, nahkapömpeli, nahkarevanderi, nahkaropponen, nahkaräpsä, nahkarättänä, nahkasämpylä, nahkatasku, nahkatohveli, nahkatunneli, nahkavisa, nahkavärttinä, namulaari, narikka, näpytin, näytön paikka, nöllikkä, nötkötti

O onnenlaatikko, orgasmikolo

P palkinto, pandoran lipas, pankkiholvi, pannari, pannu, panoreikä, patalappu, peliluola, penaali, penisloukku, pesä, piirakka, piisami, pilde, piletsu, pillu, pillumehukannu, pimpero, pimppa, pimppalulla, pimppendaali, pimppi, pimppiloora, pimpsa, pimpsloora, pinde, pinppi, pipari, piude, pleikkari, pulla, punainen kirja, puska, pussin pohja, putkimainen elin, puutarha, pymppä, pympsä, pyrstönpuolikas, pömpeli

R rakkauden bermudan kolmio, rakkauden mekka, rakkausjana, rako, rakovalkea, rasia, reisjärven ranta, reva, revohka, riemurasia, riemureikä, rimpsa, rinkeli, ripsipiirakka, roiskeläppä, ronkka, rotko, runkkureikä, ruttana, rysäpuska, rämemajava, rämpsytin, rämpsä, räpsä, räpylä, römpelö, römppeli, römpsä, rönttönen, röperö, rööri

S se paikka mistä lapset tulee, sikurikori, silakkatori, simpukka, sormiluola, stoijis, sukupuolielin, sviddu, sykkyrä, syli, synnytyskanava, syvennys, syvä metsä, syyhkä, syy leikkiä lääkäriä, säästölipas

T tamppoonireikä, tavara, tavarateline, tiukka paikka, tohveli, toosa, torttu, torvi, tosielämän haikara, truutta, tuhero, tulviva ilmastointikanava, tupsu, turre, tussu, tussukka, töpseli, törsä, törsö, törttö, tötterö

U ulkosynnytin, uuni

V vako, varakakkonen, vieteri, viidakko, viiksi, viipotin, vittu, vulva, vyölaukku, värkki

Y ykkönen, ykköspesä, yksikkö