Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3) Rating: M (lots of unnecessary cursing, sexy times in later chapters) Word Count: ~3300 Chapters:One
i’m shocked by the feedback on this ridiculous fic haha, thanks all. for the fans of hot mess emma, ch3 is the chapter for you lol
Special instructions:would u buy us more beer? like a lot. i will pay u
“Oh my god, Ems, I think Robin and Regina are getting it on in your room.”
She jumped at the sound of Ruby’s voice yelling in her ear over the sound of the music, then let out a whiny groan.
“Gross, on my bed?” she asked, disgusted at the thought of having to wash her linens before sleeping in them. She was buzzed enough to enjoy the atmosphere but not enough to let her friends fuck in her apartment. “Ugh, let me go stop them before I have to light my mattress on fire.”
Her movements were stilted and she stumbled a little as she walked down her hall. Sure enough, her door was shut and a sock hung from the knob. Her fist banged on the wood.
“Don’t you guys fucking dare! Go to your own apartments for this shit or I’m never inviting you over again. This isn’t college,” she shouted. A muffled grunt that sounded sort of like an apology came from the other side and she figured she’d leave and at least give them a few minutes to collect themselves.
“Emma! Where’s the beer?”
The question came from her brother who was currently losing (horrendously) at beer pong to Elsa, who had surprising accuracy for someone who was drunker than most people in the room.
“Uh, we’re out. I was about to go walk to the convenience store around the corner to get some more.”
i was so lucky to be paired with @cate-deriana
for the @ichirukibigbang collab! just reading the summary of her story really excited me and now it’s done! i hope i did your fic justice cate, it really touched me ❤
(and i’m so sorry i took so long sometimes) everyone else, i hope you enjoy our work! nwn!!!