Alice doing Nessie’s make-up for her Halloween costume as a mermaid. Satisfied with her work she smiles and says in a sing-song voice: And you’re done~! You’re a mermaid princess. Look at your beautiful flowy hair and face. Ready to charm sailors into the sea and drown them.
Edward gives her a look
Alice: What? What’s the point of being a mermaid if you can’t drown a few men, am I right?
Rose walks by to give Alice a high five before heading to the garage.
Alice then, of course, does a quick photo shoot with Emmett and Jasper posing as the dead sailors. Carlisle comes home to see Nessie ready to trick or treat, covered in blood. Charlie is over as well, he agreed to take her trick or treating.
Nessie (let’s say she’s 10) runs up to her Grandpas: I’m a murderous mermaid princess!
Charlie: Holy smokes is that real blood? (Looking for an explanation her turns to her parents) Bella, Edwin really?
Bella and Edward shrug: Blame Alice
Carlisle with his disappointed face: Nope, nope, let’s get you cleaned up.
— hanging onto his every word because you adored his subtle, but sometimes thick, southern drawl. — him enunciating his words to make it sound thicker — you are insanely infatuated with him — he loves every second of it, wearing a small smirk all the while — his nose buried in your hair; he loves breathing in your scent — his head on your chest; the sound of your heart beating comforts him like none other — your fingers raking through his long locks — listening to him open up about his past as a soldier — feeling your heart ache at the pain behind his topaz eyes — you being a bit uneducated about history (and rather uninterested) — he begins to call you ‘little girl’ at your lack of knowledge & experience in life — the pet name sticks much to your dismay — “i am not a little girl, jasper!” — “march 5th, 1770. what historical event was that, my love?” —
“jasper, you’re a dick.” —
“such a dirty mouth for such a little girl.” — nearly puking your guts out when the time came to meet his family — him having to calm you down with his power a lot — dancing around his bedroom to very old records he owns — he teaches you to dance since he’s an excellent dancer — you’re incredibly clumsy, especially around jasper — he thinks it’s highly amusing & only embarrasses you more when he gracefully catches you or swiftly retrieves something you dropped — him catching you off guard a lot — he likes to dip you nearly to the floor & kiss you unexpectedly — it never gets old & it makes you feel cherished each time he does it — catching alice gazing at the two of you, smiling as she sees visions of the future — when he proposes, alice sees the vision & spoils it as she’s horrible at keeping secrets — cheesy, lame vampire jokes — “i heard being a vampire really sucks.” — “you’re horrible at jokes, little girl.” — but he actually is quite fond of them since they make you laugh — teasing him about sparkling in the sun — “shine bright like a diamond, jas!” — those remarks often end up with you trying to outrun him, but obviously failing — him watching you sleep; he loves seeing you look so peaceful — he calls you darlin’ 24/7 — you love it because his accent grows thicker — he’s a huge sap — him handling you with impeccable care, as if you’re made of glass
ok idk how i’ve never really noticed or cared about jasper in the twilight series and i’m so pissed at myself because he’s actually so great and attractive
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
“Starting without me? I’m offended” you jump behind jasper
as he was explain the best way to defeat a newborn army. He jumps, surprised,
you were the only one that could surprise the major.
You and jasper met when he was with Maria and the moment he
saw you he immediately lost interest with Maria and you two got close, much to Maria’s
disliking. But since then you both have stuck together, changing your ‘diet’
together, sticking together through the hard times. Although you have been separated
for a year now because you’ve been spending time with jasper’s distant family members
and also peter and charlotte in Texas. After hearing from jasper that a new
born army was coming after Edward’s mate you immediately volunteered to help.
“I hate it when you do that” jasper playfully scolds
“Shut up, you love it” you tease, going up on your tip toes
to kiss him before he can say anything. Swiftly turning to face the human, you
smile and introduce yourself before turning back and asking jasper where he got
to in explaining how to win.
“So where were we?” you ask cheekily
“(Y/n)? What would you say would be the best advice” jasper
asks you a sweet smile on his face
“Oh that’ll be, never let them get their arms around you
they’ll crush you instantly” you reply
“And second never go for the obvious kill, they’ll be expecting
that and you. Will. Loose.” Jasper got really intense and you could see the
major coming out and it. Was. Sexy
“Emmett!” he calls out. They don’t fight for long and before
you know it, it’s your time to go against your mate.
“Don’t go easy on me” you warn
“Don’t worry I’ve learnt my lesson” he grins and you both
laugh at the inside joke. You fight for a bit before you easily win.
“You’ve gotten slower babe. What happened?” you tease
“Oh you’ll pay for that”
When Bella asked jasper on how he knew about all of this war
the topic of you came up
“She was the light in my darkness, I owe my better life to her” jasper describes his love for you
as you walk up behind him and wrap your arms around his waist, resting your
chin on his shoulder after kissing it
“God I sound awesome don’t I?” you joke
“Yes you are” jasper replies seriously. You smile at each other
and passionately kiss. Bella looking at the both of you and thinking that you
and jasper are what she aspirers her relationship to be like.