edward valiant

This day in toon history

8/13/1942: On this day, ‘Bambi’ is released in theaters. Elsewhere in Toontown, we’re fairly certain, Baron Von Rotten (Aka Judge Doom) dropped a piano from the 15th story of an apartment building on Yukster Street (formerly Yockster) on the private detectives Theodore J and Edward G Valiant. VonRotten adopted his Doom persona just before buying the election for chief jurist. You should know the rest if you know who we are. -Greasy

All Caught Up

Nygma still can’t beat the system

Surprise police raids. Resurrected bodies escaping. Inmate riots. Arkham Asylum and Indian Hill have had more than their fair share of controversy and attention lately.

With all eyes on them, the powers that be have taken drastic measures in upgrading their security systems both inside and out. In addition to the fleet of new security cameras installed across the property, armed guards have been added to all sectors.

Recently admitted inmate Edward Nygma, saw his valiant escape effort thwarted yesterday, thanks to a crack team of alert guards and their hunting dogs who tracked Nygma as he emerged from a rooftop air vent.

A frustrated Nygma was quickly escorted back to confinement. Hopefully these new measures will keep the right people in and the wrong people out of the infamous facility.


“To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western woods, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern skies, I give you King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.”