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Amestris’s Finest

“Excuse me, sir, have you seen anyone matching this description…?”

“Yes, we’re looking for a fugitive, a teenage alchemist.”

“Hey, hey you, have you seen anyone in a red coat with braided hair?

“Yes, Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. Have you seen anyone you think could be him?”

“Have you seen him, ma’am? He’s described as being wearing a red coat, blond braided hair, and short.”

“Yes, that’s right, a short blond teenager. Have you seen him?”

“How short? I’m not sure. He is a kid after all. The description we have just says short.”

“Have seen anyone suspicious around this area? Perhaps someone who looked like he might be an alchemist?”

“Yes, we’re looking for a short blond boy in a red coat.”

“He might be traveling with other men. He’s an alchemist, and it’s important that we find him quickly.”

“Have you seen Edward Elric the State Alchemist?”

“Hey you, blond kid! Hey, stop a minute, we need to ask you something.”

“We’re looking for a fugitive, the Fullmetal Alchemist.”

“He’s short and blond like you…although probably not quite as short, I mean he is a famous State Alchemist after all.”

“And I’m sure he’s much more intimidating.”

“He wears his hair in a braid and a red coat.”

“The coat and braid are very important.”

“God knows, that if anyone is crafty enough to change their clothes and hairstyle in Amestris, we’re lucky if we ever find them.”

“So have you seen him, kid? This short alchemist?”

“Or anyone who might match this description? I mean, besides you.”

“Well, obviously besides, you. You couldn’t possibly be a famous State Alchemist! Just look at you…”

“Have you seen Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist?”