you know that one show about saving the world?
the one with a team of unlikely heroes?
who’s leader is a man with an eye patch?
And on the team there’s that dark haired asshole who wears a suit?
Also, the genius with anger issues?
And the badass ninja lady who can kick everyone’s ass?
You know, the one with Hawkeye?
And the precious blond cinnamon roll with armor symbolism?
The show with the immortal blonde guy with the beard?
Who is somehow connected to the villain?
Who has an inhuman army at his command?
Remember? It had that guy who died and everyone was really sad about it?
And who could forget the primary-colored stone of unimaginable power which they are all fighting over!