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“He sent me another pair of vampire teeth, ugh.”

“I hate to say it, but I think Count Douchebag has ‘imprinted’ on you, as the vamp kids call it.”

“…don’t fucking say such fucking horrible things, Michael.”

I aged them up a bit, because high-school/middle-school drama is best drama, what with all the hormones running wild. Firkle is in in grade 4 still, tho.