Reasons why I won't ever get married

- hate most people
- annoying
- my surname is Butler and I need to keep it that way because I fully intend to continue making ‘simply one hell of a Butler’ jokes well into my old age and I can’t bear to throw away this golden opportunity that life and good fortune have provided me with
- ugly

  • Me: wtf was the black butler anime???? lmao read the manga
  • Manga: *puts Lizzy in danger*
  • Manga: *spends months on boy band filler only to kill another character for shock value*
  • Manga: *literally murders Agni for shock value*
  • Me: ...deai ni iro wa nakute