I don’t know why this one was not as good as it should be yknow? But I’ll do better some other time fam ^_^

Kisame Scenario: You’re a work of art

“Ill look on the west end of dry land. You search the coastal part Kisame.” Itachi stated the plan. Kisame nodded and smirked at him. He knew it wouldn’t take them long and soon they’d be out of this boring village. Kisame only felt excitement from then on as he headed out.

While walking along the shore, something caught his attention. “Who would stack these rocks like this?” He curiously reached outward and the rocks instantly toppled over each other. Then there was a frustrated growl coming from his back. He turned to look down at a small woman. She held an easel and had tiny bits of dried paint in her pufflike, curly hair. The sun glinted off her complexion that resembled Kakuzu, if not darker than him.

“You dumb shark! You knocked over my freaking-Oh wait…you’re so…” she admired him for a bit before quickly sitting down to paint. “Are you…”

“Shhhh!!!” She cut him off as she continued to paint on the canvas. “You’re a work of art. You’re like a masterpiece.” She painted him for a while. The two eventually engaged in conversation and suddenly, the day hadn’t seemed as dull as before. Kisame felt as if everything was a little less boring in the shabby little village.

Okay so this is actually one of my favorite parts of Naruto:

OKAY so Itachi and Kisame SOMEHOW MANAGE to get past Konoha’s border guards by scaling the wall ((LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT WALL IF YOU DON”T PATROL IT)) allowing Kisame–a 6-foot BLUE MAN with a very VERY distinctive sword who is definitely in the bingo book– and Itachi Uchiha–who was a previous anbu captain BEFORE MURDERING TONS OF PEOPLE AND fleeing the village in disgrace aS IN EVERY NINJA WORTH ANYTHING IN KONOHA SHOULD KNOW HIS FACE–to just walk around??? Like no one recognizes them???!! HOW MANY ninja do you think they’ve already passed??? EVEN Kakashi who SHOULD BE VERY FAMILIAR WITH ITACHI AND HIS CHAKRA doesn’t catch on until way later. SO Kisame and Itachi are in the middle of enemy territory where everyone should be able to recognize Itachi (if these ninja weren’t trash) and Kisame just goes:

“Hey, wanna go for a ‘lil snick snacK?”

and Itachi’s just like “Yeah, k”


Karin:  Hmm I can’t find Sasuke…

Suigetsu:  I got this *puts hands over mouth*  Itachi sucks and has ugly hair!

Sasuke: *Destroys Konoha*  YOU DARE SPEAK OF ANIKI IN FRONT OF ME!

Suigetsu: Found hi-shit.

Naruto: *Bursts through ground* WHOEVER SAID THAT IS DEAD!  BELIEVE IT!

Suigetsu: Uhh-

Shisui: *Drags reanimated corpse from river*  Let me tell you something about my cousin…

Sakura: *Rips apart trees* HOW DARE YOU!?!?!!?!


Suigetsu: I was just-

Kakashi: *Bursts through wall*  I heard Itachi and ass.

Itachi: *Floats down from heaven*  Rude.


“Kawanagare- Being carried away by a current/ drowning in a river”
“ashinofumibamonai- There’s no place to stand in”

Kisame is very loyal to the Akatsuki. But why? It becomes quite evident in his last moments that he feels very indebted to the organization, and to those who asked him to join. This is because, like the other members, Kisame had no home, and the Akatsuki gave him one when he thought it no longer possible. Kisame also feels this sense of loyalty due to the fact that he betrayed others in his past. A sense of guilt that follows him around may contribute to his desire to remain loyal to his current alliance. He committed treason, and although he was raised as a killer, he still feels a twinge of remorse for his actions against Kirigakure. So here is Kisame, looking down at his reflection in the water, and seeing his past self, surrounded by the hands of the villagers he betrayed. 

(and to the anon who requested Kisame, I was way ahead of you ;) Though this took forever to draw, for obvious reasons…)