edits: skyrim

Well, no wonder the Thieves Guild is struggling! Their headhunter is terrible. ‘Oh, look. An Orc in full dwarven armor just knocked over a vegetable cart with his gigantic war hammer! That man has the finesse I need for my secret society of stealthy stealth thieves!’ I think Brynjolf needs to take his own miracle elixir, maybe grow himself some common sense.
—  My boyfriend, who then failed Brynjolf’s test and still got in